Assuming California Law applies here.. It isn't like she gets half of everything he has. She gets half of what they both made during the 15 months they were married.

Shoutout to all my lawyer Jezzies. For us (at least for litigators) we sort of have ethical standards about what to wear. Lawyers have to disappear in court — it’s all about the client’s needs. You have to be effectively communicating and advocating for the client. If someone is noticing your clothing instead of your…

The bill would have prevented people with restraining orders taken out against them from procuring firearms. In order to get a restraining order taken out against someone, the person angling for the order has to provide the judge with enough reasonable proof that the person would harm them if in close enough…

I thought I edited it before anyone saw! Noooooo!

Christie conditionally vetoed a similar bill in November 2015, saying he’d rather focus on making it easier for domestic violence victims to get guns of their own.

So Christie wants the burden of preventing assault to fall on the victim...who, best case scenario, has to turn an assault scenario into a gunfight with the abuser? K.

Men who can’t handle challenging women seem to be the rule, not the exception. Just as challenging women who haven’t had that aspect ground off by life (or self-suppressed) are the exception - especially if they value relationships. Almost all relationships require compromise. Not poking. ;)

I related to more of this than I feel comfortable with, to be honest. These are hard things to admit or say, even to one’s self.

But this is a genius casting move because when no one knew who the hell Jake Pavelka was, he was able to explain for the men and the audience. So we’ll have on-screen commentary as long as he lasts on the show. Plus, he makes Chris uncomfortable, which is always a bonus.

My husband does this too, usually from another room. I find it hilarious. Funnier still when I send him pics of random dicks in return, but he doesn’t agree.

Nope, when you do not even bother to show up to support your own cause, you lose. I understand the underlying argument, but this is pure entitlement on their part.

Men FOUGHT and DIED for my right to ignorantly block a hallway, concourse, escalator, doorway, or sidewalk by walking slowly, stopping randomly to look at my phone, or veering from side to side aimlessly.

I’ve been in my position for a 5+ years, so maybe that buys me some slack, but I don’t respond to emails outside of business hours. I told my boss and everyone I know that if you need me, call me. Emails can wait until business hours. Obviously, if someone calls and says please check my email, then that’s an…

her butt isn’t large tho

If there is a tie, there is no decision made by the court. The lower court’s decision stands by default, but is not affirmed by the Supreme Court. It’s like the court never decided to take the case.

I thought they were waiting for Count Blackula to leave the White House so they could nominate someone who would outlaw women forever.

It sounds like you’re one of the good ones in the Wedding Industrial Complex, but I’m pretty sure that I read that Halliburton is the largest supplier of wedding flowers and most cake toppers are constructed by Lockheed-Martin.

Over on I Thee Dread, they used to call those the lentil brides: “Oh, it’s really nice that you’re spending $10,000 on a commericalist snoozefest: we just want to have a really big party with a lot booze!” Congratulations, darling, that’s—a wedding.

“Reading About Feminist Weddings Is Exhausting”. Believe me, it isn’t anywhere near as boring as reading about someone reading about feminist weddings was.

Say WHAT? No. This is like an airline: Take all the upgrades you can get.