Let’s say this is the primary cause of the long lines, for the sake of discussion.

In fairness, there DO seem to be plenty of folks who wait in the long line and then, when it's finally their turn, take freaking forever to get their shit through because they have pockets full of change, jewelry all over, a jacket, a belt, tall laced boots that are double-knotted and three bags (each with a laptop).…

Just a quick reminder that being found incompetent to stand trial does not mean he is off the hook. He is going to be held in a secure psychiatric facility, and will face trial in the even he is ever found to be competent.

“If you weren’t in love with me, I’m just not sure why you made love with me?”

MARRY A LENTIL!

“Ha! I had mine in a public park wearing the same clothes we did on our first date while our friend who is ordained donated his time, we had one witness each and it was intimate. Bet you regret spending those $5 now!"

People are having them below, don’t fret. Any time a nice wedding is covered, there is a face-off beginning with someone who had their wedding at the greyhound bus vending machine with a dress they found while foraging for melted down candle sticks.

LENTILS!!!!!! JUST SERVE LENTILS AT YOUR LENTIL WEDDING!

There’s always someone on posts like this talking about thrifty (i.e. superior) they were at their wedding but I’ve got you all beat: not getting married saves SO much money!

I really wish we could separate the issue of GMOs and Monsanto. Because 1 is fine, but fuck Monsanto. It’d be like arguing the internet sucks because Time Warner Cable sucks.

I appreciate things like GMOs, vaccines, and the word “chemicals” for helping me remember that people on my side of the political spectrum can ALSO be fucking idiots.

Say WHAT? No. This is like an airline: Take all the upgrades you can get.

I was very very into Jenny and Chris until it started to look like she left her husband for him and now I don’t feel so good about it. It just doesn’t feel fair. You already have a husband. You don’t get to upgrade mid-marriage to Captain America.

she also explained this is due to the fact that none of these men still have their mother alive ie lamar,scott and kanye none of them have mothers and she has a kind of become the mother figure in theses men life, so she can’t give up on them once her daughters are done with them, but prop to Kris though!

Maybe watch the show first?

The joke is supposed to be at the expense of action movies where the heroes are on a quest to save the damsel in distress. This movie is making fun of that by putting a cat in the damsel role and turning the hyper-masculine heroes into cat daddies.

Nope!

Do you guys just look for an excuse to be snarky? Michael Phelps, as ridiculous as he is, is probably shirtless because he’s practicing skin to skin contact with his child, something that promotes intimacy with fathers and their babies. Christ.

Yes. Mainly because that’s completely and obviously different.

It’s also super shitty that trans people need to ‘pass’ in order to live openly according to their gender identity in even the most forward-thinking of cities (not just in the US, but everywhere).