In 2013, Katehi’s office contracted a Maryland-based company called Nevins & Associates for a six-month contract that costs $15,000 a month. Nevins was brought in to “clean up the negative attention,” ostensibly by removing, or lowering, Google references to the video. The online reputation management service…

Jennifer Lopez would rather fuck a dancer than a musician

Hm funny she says that because I usually like to take my new ugly ass tunics to the tailor and have them cut giant holes in front of my pussy. For the air.

Never once have I looked at Paula Deen and thought “Where did she get her clothes?” in anything but a derogative manner.

Don’t forget Josh’s Karate Kid/Flashdance mashup!

I dunno how that is supposed to work with my king-size duvet without my arms feeling like they’re about to fall off. I don’t have the upper body strength to do this.

and it protects your blankets from your skeeve so you don’t have to wash them as often! Top Sheets are like underwear for your bed!

I have been on both sides of this debate. When I first moved out in my early 20's I was all anti-establishment and anti-Big Sheet. I didn’t need to be confined by extraneous fabric, man.

I respect your stance, but I want to point out that putting on a new duvet cover on correctly takes me a million years, not 60 seconds. If I don’t spend a million years on it, the duvet gets all bunchy in weird ways inside the duvet cover and nothing, not even sharing a bed with a rabid hedgehog is more annoying to me…

With the exception of this GQ article, the only people I’d ever met until now who didn’t use topsheets were men.

“I don’t know what you’re referring to with that” lmao I cannot stand this bish but I 100% respect her commitment

i heard amy adams is the dad.

Took it all. And then some. My boss never got over it; that made it even better.

Very much untrue in my case. I have more cash in bank accounts that I could buy a BMW 340i outright. But I decide to lease. I won’t get into the detail, but I can tell you it’s much more important for me to own the house outright than a car outright.

Sure, he may have climbed up there to propose to his girlfriend but sometimes a big strong man comes in and sweeps you up the Kinsey scale.

I give it 127 hours.

Bernie my dude, I like you and all, but the charmingly cantankerous old guy persona only gets you so far. You need to actually study for the tests.

They are excoriating him for it because he demonstrated that he lacked basic knowledge on a topic he talks about constantly. He isn’t wrong about how the system is fucked, but it is a problem that he has zero interest in figuring out how to fix it beyond giving speeches. I like the guy, but this is a serious flaw of…

I’m just gonna say it: Sanders in an idiot.

The man never expected to be this close. You can practically feel his panic in, “Oh SHIT, I actually have to explain how I’ll do it? I can’t just use my stump speech again?”