Took it all. And then some. My boss never got over it; that made it even better.

Very much untrue in my case. I have more cash in bank accounts that I could buy a BMW 340i outright. But I decide to lease. I won’t get into the detail, but I can tell you it’s much more important for me to own the house outright than a car outright.

Sure, he may have climbed up there to propose to his girlfriend but sometimes a big strong man comes in and sweeps you up the Kinsey scale.

I give it 127 hours.

Bernie my dude, I like you and all, but the charmingly cantankerous old guy persona only gets you so far. You need to actually study for the tests.

They are excoriating him for it because he demonstrated that he lacked basic knowledge on a topic he talks about constantly. He isn’t wrong about how the system is fucked, but it is a problem that he has zero interest in figuring out how to fix it beyond giving speeches. I like the guy, but this is a serious flaw of…

I think you kind of buried the lede on this. The president does not need to ride the subway. The president should have some concept of how they would execute their campaign promises.

I’m just gonna say it: Sanders in an idiot.

The man never expected to be this close. You can practically feel his panic in, “Oh SHIT, I actually have to explain how I’ll do it? I can’t just use my stump speech again?”

Ooookaayyyyy, but when do they start voting each other out, or whatever? How often do they get Tyra mail? Is there a Confessional?

It’s 100% parody. The Sheen quotes are from his role as The Illusive Man in the Mass Effect series (best video games ever). It’s CALLED Trump Effect. The Illusive Man is a leader of a xenophobic organization called Cerberus, which is dedicated to making humanity the dominant race in the galaxy, and is willing to…

12 is so young to get married.

re that conditioner: try using it on your body hair. Like, not arm hair, because that’s generally pretty soft anyway, but chest or pubes? 100%. Try it before your next date and you won’t know how you ever let strangers see you naked without it.

I just fainted. Please do not do this.

But conditioner always makes my hair feel like I didn’t thoroughly wash out all the shampoo.

It definitely doesn’t seem like my cup of tea, but losing a child is something so awful that I can’t bring myself to judge anything that might bring comfort.

i trust no one that allows their hair to be in their face while exercising

Your first comment: rude.

I’m sure Khole Kardashian has seen raw chicken before.