re that conditioner: try using it on your body hair. Like, not arm hair, because that’s generally pretty soft anyway, but chest or pubes? 100%. Try it before your next date and you won’t know how you ever let strangers see you naked without it.

I just fainted. Please do not do this.

But conditioner always makes my hair feel like I didn’t thoroughly wash out all the shampoo.

It definitely doesn’t seem like my cup of tea, but losing a child is something so awful that I can’t bring myself to judge anything that might bring comfort.

i trust no one that allows their hair to be in their face while exercising

Your first comment: rude.

I’m sure Khole Kardashian has seen raw chicken before.

“FEWER of those errors”

:)

If Hamilton wasn’t wildly successful, no one would care. Now that it’s the hottest Broadway show on the planet white people are all “Wait praise, prestige and high paychecks? That’s my job!”

Yes, Trump, juries destroy men’s lives, rather than the men who made bad decisions themselves.

FUCK! Even San Francisco BOXES are expensive.

The whitening concept is a bit more complicated here in Asia than just wanting “whiter skin”. Whitening creams and products are often used more by people wanting to get rid of dark spots and blemishes (which people are way more focused on here than pimples or wrinkles) vs. getting a whiter effect overall. Whiter skin…

I rip off a piece of the box and say, “Get me more of these.” He can’t get my takeout order right a lot of the time, but he always comes back with the correct feminine hygiene products.

Edited to add: Oh, one time Target was out of my brand so he called from the aisle to ask if “super absorbency” and “ultra absorbency”…

I realize this comment relates to one of the least interesting parts of this dog-and-pony show, but:

Haha right? It’s like, ‘gosh, is there anything worse than men in their early 20's’? Why yes, men in their 40's who date women in their early 20's. And actually, most men I knew/dated in their early 20's were pretty cool, so I don’t entirely understand that ‘young guys suck’ stereotype.

I’m 34 and was dumped by a 45 year old for a 21 year old last year. I’ve been on dates with six different dudes, ages 38-57, in the last seven months who told me either on the date or in a follow up that they just really need someone under 30. Against my better judgment, I saw a 48 year old a few time who told me…

I think you mean Reverse Freedom braid.

has violated a condition of his release by failing to comply with his curfew, traveling outside the parameters of his curfew at least eight times

That’s your opinion. I’m not convinced they’re real, either, but then I’m not in the habit of assuming that other people’s faiths are automatically incorrect simply because I don’t believe in them myself.