Pedanticism seems to be your strong suit.

How about the fact that you’re probably seen as a hero for being a dad who is being a dad and involved in his kids life. A woman who is a single mother would be seen as a drain on society who drove her man away (or made the mistake of reproducing with a bad man to begin with).

It’s very likely that you get paid more for equal work than your non white and female peers, for example.

“My personal pocket computer that can give me immediate access to the entirety of human knowledge can’t take 4k photos? Lame.”

I have nothing against him but I don’t think that’s it. There’s nothing particularly intellectually challenging about a tit joke.

God, yes, this.

So depressing. Especially because often these are decisions that corporations, not parents, are making for children. Because its corporations that inundate children with gendered advertising, and then set parents up to have to buy gendered items. And if you are a parent on a budget and end up at Old Navy or TJ Max…

The fact that she is a stripper turned model makes her the perfect person to talk about this.

She’s trying to look sexy so that people will look at her. That’s fine. But that’s different than saying that because she looks sexy in a club or at a bar that it’s cool to touch her. Go on up to her and talk to her? Sure! But you don’t get to touch without permission. Also, basic human decency says that when someone…

One time, my friend’s brother’s cousin’s neighbor’s sister’s stepdaughter’s boyfriend was walking by a park wearing a baseball cap, and the next thing you know, he was captured, forced to play short stop for six months, and then won the World Series.

A surprising statement for a capitalist and a Republican - you’d think he’d be all over protecting the rights of the business. Of course, I don’t know how long it has been that Trump has actually said something that he’s sincere about, so who knows what he actually thinks.

If you want to write a long story that paints a complex portrait of a villain, it is adivisable to first find a villian with some degree of complexity. Former college football player turned cop who likes to rape women ain’t exactly Richard III.

That's God voting you out.

Fucking good for her. I'd be pissed if some egomaniacal dude was trying to take credit for my massive success too. This is the most I've ever liked Taylor Swift.

He's dead. What more could you possibly want?

No no, he hasn’t negotiated with them yet. He’ll get a great deal. You’ll see. He always gets great deals. The best.

I’m over crochetty old white people talking shit about Beyoncé and Cam Newton this morning. Dear fellow white people:

As the great Beyonce would say,

Bey didn’t almost fall - gravity momentarily forgot who it was fuckng with.

>Airplane armrests are to be split evenly between passengers. One person takes the front half of the armrest, the other person takes the back half.