His death came at an opportune time for my mom and her BF actually - well NOT opportune because it’s never good for someone to DIE but Scott is someone they both loved and loved his music and definrtly was an “idol” to her boyfriend when he was younger and they just actually met Scott earlier this year and his death…

The prizes for that game are terrible.

I can’t speak to her reasoning or motivations.

Right? Like yeah Stoya is a vindictive lying bitch, but I don’t want to throw her under a bus. But to be clear if I saw a bus coming and she was in arms length I would definitely give her a shove. BUT I WOULD’T THROW HER.

Somewhere, a ‘STICK TO SPORTS!!1!!1!’ Deadspin commenter sits in front of a computer screen, sweating, unable to move, broken.

One caveat on this. If you’re in California, it’s the seller’s responsibility to smog the vehicle, and a buyer can come back on you for that.

I was going to say- isn’t Zombie Jesus just.. regular Jesus?

Considering these people truly believe that Jesus was killed and then rose from the dead, you’d think they would be much more receptive to this very appropriate zombie nativity scene.

Duh. In case you want to return it.

It sounds like you’re operating all the moving parts in that relationship, which is kind of the definition of not a relationship.

Juniper is going to be fine until plant sciences, when students learn about how junipers send ENORMOUS clouds of sperm into the air trying to pollinate anything they can reach with the wind :/ other than that awkward context, or if they stay away from biosciences, they should be fine :)

Plus, her getting him out on bond doesn’t prevent him from being convicted later if he is guilty. Unless she sneaks him out of country, I don’t see this as necessarily a bad thing. I think I would bail out a family member too, as long as I felt sure they would not run.

Also possible that her brother and mother wanted to use their houses as collateral but couldn’t because they aren’t the actual homeowners so they went to her and said please help us do this. It does sound pretty awful but we don’t know anything at all really about why she did it. I know my family would try to…

Bail has one purpose, to assure that the accused will show up for the actual trial. It can also be used if there is a chance the person will commit more crimes if released. He hasn’t been convicted of anything, yet. I don’t .have a problem with a sister believing in her brother being innocent, especially since right…

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I don’t think it’s that people dislike good, handcrafted stuff. It's more the insufferable hipster attitude and their general disdain for anything considered “mainstream”.

“Rich people lose their second homes, poor people lose their only home”.

This article explains well why it’s not innocuous to prefix words with “man.” It renders the original concept feminine, while giving “respectability” to the man version, because, you see, men wouldn’t stoop to using women’s objects or habits.

That's not a Drake approved sweater, that's a Pendelton Westerly, otherwise known as the majestic sweater sported by The Dude in The Big Lebowski.

Hold up... I thought Lucas got bought out. She killed him? I mean, I didn’t like the prequels either, but that seems harsh, Carrie.