Death dolls and other momento mori are not uncommon artifact. They exist in multiple cultures world wide. It’s only in the weirdly puritanical modern western culture where death and mortality in general is considered such a taboo topic that people find such things “creepy”. People die. remembering the dead through…

I guess I should clarify. We’d been married for seven years when I cheated. Three kids, youngest was barley a year old. Our marriage was in trouble, and I cheated. It almost ended my marriage. I moved out, and we started therapy. Therapy is what really saved my marriage, but we’d have never gone if I hadn’t cheated.…

Uh. I can assure you that being someone’s fiancé doesn’t grant you the ability to make medical decisions for the person. Fuck, I couldn’t even get Comcast to talk to me when my husband and I were engaged. You have no legal rights as a “fiancé"

It sounds as if she repeatedly tried to help this man and his family when he was a child, but he dropped out of the two private schools for which she paid the tuition. That’s very different from his claim (funded and probably scripted by the National Enquirer) that she tried to adopt him and then abandoned him, so…

She's feeding a parasite with it.

No one cares about your stupid boner.

People have been supreme turds about Kim’s distaste for pregnancy. I honestly think is great that she’s talking about it. Women routinely feel like they suck at womanhood when they don’t think being pregnant is the greatest shit ever. So yeah, way to be honest, Kim!

She actually isn’t begging our pardon. She said she doesn’t feel good about her body right now. That doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with how we perceive it.

The Taliban couldn’t...

Dude, a bullet to the head didn’t stop her. You think your noodle arms are gonna do shit to her?

You got it all wrong, Samer. You start with the most difficult kid to beat up. Not the easiest. Good lord man, I mean is this your first time beating up kids?? Jeez...

“What are you working on now Ahmed?”
“Revenge.”

Change that to “We should go out next Friday”
Would and sometime make it sound like you don’t count on it yourself.

If it’s an argument you have or just some stupid trivia, be sure to tell them all about how correct you always are. If you’re not right, that’s okay. Go out of your way to shoehorn an explanation as to why you were close enough to being right.

I’m on year 4 of my Mirena and I will definitely be getting another. Three of my friends have gotten the Mirena because of my evangelization and they all love theirs too!

If you get a hormonal IUD you probably wont bleed enough to need a period cup anyway...

Same. I love when friends ask if I have a tampon and I can say fuck no! I havent bought or used a tampon in years!! Then I cackle and tell them all about my IUD

Um, no.

It’s illegal for insurance not to cover it. The ACA specifically calls out birth control as being a fully covered service that shouldn’t even have a co-pay.

This so much! Not having to worry about anything when you’re heading to the bone zone is the best feeling in the world.