Stop sending ambiguous signals like being nice. It’s cruel to lead men on. But also don’t be mean, because then you’re a bitch and deserve what you get. Note that “being mean” includes remaining emotionally neutral, you frigid slut.

So she got a private audience with the Pope and the Pope took pictures to remember Kim Davis? I’m gonna go ahead and call this bullshit.

Yeah, like.... as an Apostolic Christian her faith definitely believes the Pope is going to hell. I highly doubt she’d want to meet with him, and vice versa.

there’s a 0.0% chance this is real

At the time he had just finished accusing of her of saying something she didn’t say. She informed him she did not say that. He then told her it’s not what you say but what you mean and winked (?) at her as he said it which seems especially condescending in context at least to me.

I think men winking at women in serious or professional environments is pure sexist condescension. Especially when they’re mansplaining something when they do it.

Yeah well. Sometimes it’s not what you say but how you condescendingly and inappropriately wink while you say it, asshole.

All of these type of videos are simply picking an arbitrary point of starting. Did he have to make the loom, grow the trees for wood for the frame/tools, grow the feed for the sheep, mine the ore and make metal tools, etc. He only sheared the sheep but chose to raise the silkworms. What makes his “from scratch” any…

It scared the jeebies right out of me though.

“Do this and she’ll fuck you and not even care if she cums.”

woman says thing isn’t important to women, sites actual women

Don’t waste your time printing, go find a new boyfriend.

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

I wish I had a prestigious illustration award to give Tara Jacoby for this illustration.

do you use your t-shirt to step on every step of the pavement while you’re outside? if you do, i have no idea how to talk to you.

Also, L is nothing like R, mkay?

Did you ever consider that it might just be difficult to pronounce foreign words correctly? Its not Japanese ‘custom’ to ‘incorrectly’ pronounce English words. The same way that not everyone can pronounce every French or Italian word perfectly. There are many sounds in the English language that do not directly exist…

Sunrise alarm clocks, please!

Could you review or poll to see what the best pillow is? As soon as I find a pillow I love it goes lumpy, or flat, or just plain awful. Cotton fill or down? Real or synthetic? Gussets or no gussets? Fill or memory foam? Basic or weird curved things I don’t understand?