I am a little ashamed to admit this was my very first thought when I read the headline. Hammy is free, girl knows an upgrade when she sees it.

“I’m just being me.”

She’s terrible enough without using her weight as reason to hate her.

I’m honestly not seeing surgery. Fillers, botox, and lots and lots of really skillful makeup.

Ooooh, look at Allison Janney’s trophy. And her Emmy.

Kind of glad to be aging out of their demo soon, tbh

They’re quite good. I caught them at Concert Venue in City, State, where they played their all-time best, ‘Number One Hit.’

Against my better judgment I recently went on a date with a 22 year old (I’m 29) and she was entirely too full of life

I wish men would look at that graph and realize that even if they want young women, they can’t have them.

Keep in mind, dream guy is exactly that. I’m sure he’s amazing but he’s also a human. If you were married to him and met your husband as a new guy, very likely you’d feel the same way about him as you do Crush Object.

My non-neurotypical son started pre-school this week. He licks random objects and is scared of public bathrooms. I had whipped myself up into a frenzy of anxiety about all of the things that could go wrong. When his teacher texted me a picture of him having his snack, laughing with some little friends he made, I broke…

Painting and staining are cheap, so I’d try making a superficial change first. If you don’t like it, then you can spend the big bucks on new cabinets.

NO! That is not how the Fifth Amendment works.

Further proving this was never about her religious beliefs if she is altering forms that other people have signed. She hates gay people, period.

Let me know where all you drunksters will be throwing those stones. Just in case.

You forgot the one wildcard: Big Momma.

Unless you know someone, or recognize a face from somewhere, “dropping in” on anyone’s cookout is pretty much a no go, I’d think.

This reminds me of advice I got from a black friend before going to Caribana, she said:

Personally, i dont think the radio is the place to talk about your personal issues with someone thats part of your team...