I love that on ONTD, they call Taylor and Harris, “Chad and Becky”.

Jesus McChrist must have already been taken.

I hope Rihanna dislocates her jaw and eats all three of them.

I’m sick of the words stuck/painted/whatever right onto the wall itself. No saying is so important/cute/kitschy it needs to laminate itself right onto my wall.

Just because women participate in this does not make it okay. It simply shows how easily young girls are indoctrinated into a sick system and how eager kids are to be popular.

“I am where Mentality has always come from. I am Mentality. I am an athlete. I am a scholar. I am a musician. I am an artist and a maker. I am also a fighter.”

The clip of Bieber is actually one of his depositions for one of the times he (or his “people”... I don’t remember the details) assaulted a photographer or something. I know this because it was the best part of last year’s civil procedure class. My professor had a series of videos, documents, and audio clips that he…

I guess boys will be boys.

Oh honey, no. We just think they’re dumb and we’re going to have a great, great Tuesday morning making jokes. Thanks for clickin’!

the house doesn’t appear to be affiliated with a fraternity

God, YES, THANK YOU. Putting the onus of saying “no” on other people instead of being conscientious yourself is a dick thing to do, particularly with the nursing mother of your 3-month-old child.

Oh Lena honey you think anyone will remember you when you’re 90. That’s so cute.

Wow, he was on the lamb for a long time there.

YES I DEFINITELY KNEW THAT AND DIDN’T JUST LEARN THIS RIGHT NOW READING THIS COMMENT

yeah

The title is just a joke, right? We all understand that domestic sheep have been selectively bred over millennia in order to have way more wool than they would have had in nature...right?

“I don’t like the concept of monogamy, but I DO like letting my wife believe I do so she’ll be home with a hot dinner waiting for me at night, keeping the house clean and parenting my children so I have plenty of time and mental space to obsess about what else I deserve out of life.”

seriously. if you’re bored in your marriage, maybe she is, too. maybe she would like other partners, too. and since he’s made it obvious that he’s going to step out whether she agrees to it or not, she also has the right to leave the marriage. he’s probably just afraid of losing all the things his wife does for him.

I’m all for this guy trying to have a better sex life, but at the expense of betraying his wife? “And ultimately the role we play together as parents feels more important than my splitting us up so that I can seek out potential pussy options.” - Shouldn’t his wife have some say in this? If he thinks it’s ok to step…

Um...people who live paycheck to paycheck, and their landlords, grocers, phone providers and transportation providers, might possibly disagree with you that “There is nothing, NOTHING, in this world that you need so badly to have to put up with this treatment from people.” But please, put your moral high ground above…