Fucking sold!

You don’t have to have a joke, but do you at least have a point?

But she didn't lose Twitter privileges apparently?

I used to work for GIA and though I was not a diamond grader, I am still a qualified gemologist. There’s an awful lot of misperceptions about reselling diamonds, including some things in that article.

I would also strongly advise against doing this.

I would strongly advise against doing this.

I have done months of inpatient and outpatient therapy in the past about military sexual assault over three years ago, and I was shopping for a therapist six months ago for other reasons completely unrelated to assault. When she asked me about assault history, I asked her if she knew what rape situations were like in…

I’ve never supported the idea that all jokes about rape are bad and off limits. I also think that people who try to tell people who have been raped that they can’t tell jokes about it are entitled control freaks.

Also jokes about canola are okay.

But, often the problem is I don’t want 10 sandwiches; I want one, maybe two sandwiches. But, then I have the ingredients for 8 more sandwiches sitting around going to waste and making me feel guilty.

‘attempted’ exorcism at that...so, it like, didn’t even WORK.

I could defend being in the position of dealing with a small child who is a picky eater. But that doesn’t mean it’s the restaurant staff’s responsibility to go out of their way to deal with it, too.

“After the chef removed the grill marks from the chicken, he sharpened the blackened parts into points and stabbed them in the dad’s eyes, Your Honor.”

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

Famous people hate when you lie about dating them. At least that’s what my boyfriend Tom Hardy says.

Well, as long as you’re okay with it, I guess everything’s cool. That’s really the important thing, isn’t it?

This is a former governor and Fox television host. He’s not making some crazy rant on the internet. He is the Republican party. He is not a moron. He is a cruel, calculating man in a position of power.

Here is one of the best Twitter troll shut downs.

Does it really solve the problem if we take the life of this tumor? Let's not compound a tragedy, the tumor stays. I'm not pretending this is easy.

To do this in the first place makes you kind of a dick. To do this in a public forum to children makes you kind of a legit psychopath.