Hi! I’m the “her” referenced in this article (ie Stuart Heritage’s wife). It would have been nice if you’d reached out to me for comment about this. Or to my husband. In case you’re wondering, here’s my take on the matter: http://theparentcrap.com/guardian-comme…

To be fair, can you blame her?

Don’t believe it for a second. That was an attempted homicide.

I agree with you. I know the article says, “I know you guyz have already seen this, but...” But I haven’t seen it. I could I guess, but I haven’t. It seems weird to see someone’s penis when they didn’t want you to. He seems like a good sport about it, but jeez.

Idk I just really can’t get behind this.

You really want regardless of age in there?

Please tell us all what toys can only be played with if you have a penis, and what toys can only be played with if you have a vagina. Please.

That Pantone color would be perfect for my “Sexy Gumby” costume.

Dooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiit!*

I like to imagine that UncommonSense actually knew it was a man all along but just didn’t give a fact.

And on at least one woman with a bush! So progressive, Leo.

Remember when Leonardo used to be hot?

At least now we know for certain he goes down?!? This is just such an odd item of gossip.

Leo DiCrabrio.

This has happened to me! I clean an office building during the day and at night I come in and clean the restrooms and mop the lobby. Around the time I started, I was mopping the lobby as people were ending their shift. One grouchy old lady mutters over her shoulder in my general direction, “GREAT, wet floors as we’re…

They do have evidence: Their testimony. Courts tend to find them very credible.

This insult only works because we place such a low value on human labor. Capitalists believe all of these blue collar jobs just get done. I’ve worked at factories, and I can assure you that the work doesn’t just get done. People do it.

NOTHING ABOUT THE GWEN STEFANI/GAVIN ROSSDALE SPILT?!?

Nope.

Here’s a puzzler: You only have one bullet. Do you shoot the guy in the “rape your face” shirt or his somehow-even-dumber friend?