and how much WATER-BASED lube are they using? wasters!

I can tell you what the flag was created to symbolize. Treason and hatred. Of the need for men to die that other men might be kept in chains.

the debate was had. you lost. by a score of roughly Sherman’s March to the Atlantic to nil. your flag commemorates hatred, treason, and the deaths of hundreds of thousands of americans in the name of preserving white supremacy. Dylann Roof waved it knowing that you and the entirety of South Carolina stood behind him…

YUP

Some of us MORE than once. Like, WAY MORE than once.

Gross but true. Mine are usually named Chris for some reason. I’m just glad we didn’t end up on TV.

We’ve all been there. It is a regrettable truth.

Yes. That weird not-hot-looking but Good Lord Makes Me So Hot When He Touches Me guy.

Same. I would have sex with Nick. I'd be embarrassed about it, but I still would.

Ugh. Sadly yes. I think that’s why I hate Nick so much - he looks and acts a lot like the awful guy I couldn’t resist.

Yes. I can actually feel it through my TV.

“If you visit a bar four times a week, one could reasonably assume you’re an alcoholic.”

Nick is always touching her when they’re together. He’s creating a physical connection. That’s a pick-up move.

It’s a thing! The brain says “girl no” but the vagina says “doitdoitdoit.”

Rules for the buffet line?

I don’t judge Kaitlyn for having sex on her own show...I judge her for having it with NICK and his smirky disingenuous body language and his dirty cardigans and ill-fitting skinny jeans and hideous checkered blazer. Meanwhile she has a whole line of attractive dudes waiting on her who look like they actually shower…

Vie for this pussy, bitchhhhhhh

Now they’re just friends without bennifers.

You are better than people who read gossip columns. Hold on to that.