For context: this is my current long-distance boyfriend. This convo was from before we had done all the things, or visited each other, (after getting back from vacation - where we met). I’m also really bad at sexting.

Ran into an ex, had a nice chat. Sat down the next morning to a cup of coffee, my phone buzzed and it was a picture of his junk post masturbation, all red and gross with the caption “Cloudy with a chance of rain.”

“I know I’m not the most handsome guy, but I bet I’d look a lot better with your pussy juice all over my face.”

Yeah, if I can’t share the unsolicited pic of a dude’s junk as he was recovering from hernia surgery (“I can’t fuck right now but you could give me head”) then I got nothing.

I fucking love the idea of using Socratic Questioning in the style of cognitive-behavior therapy in sexting. I’m just gonna ask you questions until you reach the conclusion I’d like you to reach; it’s much more salient if you’re able to get there on your own.

I love this, great article. Introverts UNITE!!

Haha, I have a friend a couple years younger than me. He always tells me about his friend that does this, or a friend that’s been there, or a friend that... I was always like “wow, this guy knows a lot of people who do a lot of things” One day at lunch I asked him how he knew someone, “oh through Facebook”... It was…

While it is true that neither Sudan or Egypt (the two countries bracketing this “no man’s land”) are claiming this land, it’s not really no man’s land. There are any number of tribes that use the land. At the current time, neither Sudan or Egypt want the land, but my guess is after this little circus act, one or both…

They are not meaningless!

True story: What’s-His-Name and I were out for a fancy dinner on our first wedding anniversary. At the time, this was a HUGE GIANT DEAL because we were young and broke, so spending more than the cost of a large pizza was kind of a big deal.

Excuse me, as an AMERICAN MALE, it is my right to blame my personal shortcomings on external factors and take no actual responsibility whatsoever

Are you worried that they’re all calling you at the same time and now none of them can get through? Cause I would worry about that.

this had the opposite reaction for me but like, I have mad daddy issues.

I misread your “YES” as meaning “consent” and had a good laugh at how clever you were being. Then realized I was just in an echo chamber of my own cleverness.

Coconut oil is amazing - massage and lube in one.

Heh, “Google Could Print” sounds like the title of a children’s motivation book.

Heh, “Google Could Print” sounds like the title of a children’s motivation book.

How do you think they make vanilla extract?

The issue wouldn’t come up for me at all because I would completely and utterly avoid the 100% optional scenario altogether.

Not so, says the anonymous mother who, despite indications otherwise by both the instructor and former students, says that no one was ever informed of this final project or the nudity involved until last Thursday.

My friend likes to tell a story of ordering pizza delivery. He fell asleep while waiting, and was awakened by a loud knock on his door. Getting up slightly dazed from his nap, he asked who it was, only to hear the guy outside shout “DOWN WITH PEOPLE!” He could only ask, “wha...?” and the guy repeated “DOWN WITH…