I’ll admit that woman made a pretty stupid statement, and the state of the American educational system is fucked, but goddamn, I’m tickled pink to read a comment from a German who, without a trace of irony or self-awareness, states that he wants someone arrested for saying what she thinks. Great shit, man. Thanks for…

Apparently I’ve just been too nice, or just wanted to get the fuck away, so there are no spectacular break-up tales. Best I can do: At the tender age of 16, my high school love broke up with me in a heartless and shitty way, in front of people, right before Easter, for a mousy lame-ass trumpet playing girl. He was…

I believe that is called Break-Up Classic?

Oh! This isn’t like a break up story but I stopped hanging out with my bff because he was into me like that and became pretty possessive.

I got into a huge argument with the bf while on vacation. He was very into these soft, thin plaid dad shorts from Banana Republic. In my rage I literally ripped all of his shorts in half. Five or six pairs. Like, in two. I also threw his $900 leather boots in the tub full of water.

Flushed the beta she gave me down the toilet, then returned the bowl to her house with a goldfish cracker in it. Definitely not my proudest moment.

I screamed “Fuck you! I’m moving to France!”

Honestly the craziest thing I ever did was nothing.

I have a huge scary temper and about 5 years ago I caught my live-in boyfriend cheating. Like, affair cheating. And I did... nothing.

recently dumped...here for inspiration

Tried to stay friends.

When I found out my long term boyfriend had a new girlfriend, while we were still living together, I walked to the nearest travel agent and booked a flight to Europe, got an express passport and then quit my job. I was outta there in under two weeks.

after getting dumped in high school, i came home in tears and announced that i was going to slash his tires. i dramatically asked my mom where the box cutter was and she gave me a big hug and said “no, sweetie. what you want is a hammer and a screw driver.”

This was during the “pack your shit and get THE FUCK OUT OF HERE” part, but he was threatening to kill himself.

OUAT isn’t even necessarily so bad, it has some okay ideas and mostly solid cast (plus it’s actually one of those rare genre shows that seems to mostly revolve around women and to top that, women with superpowers whose lives aren’t just about finding a boyfriend) but the potential is just so massive that I often feel…

The continuing adventures of Iris West on The Flash.

“The Tri-Wizard Cup is a portkey. That’s how you get away with murder.”

Hell, virtually every episode would be about 2 minutes long if "The Flash" actually just thought for two seconds and used his powers effectively. There's no fight he couldn't win nearly instantly, no bad guy he couldn't detain & incapacitate nearly instantly. Seriously, the show is fun and can sometimes be smart, but…

Thanks! Bought it 2nd hand for like $400. It was too big, so I ate till it fit. I was quiet happy with the results!

My wife or girlfriend thought I was crazy for caring about watches so much until I told her John Mayer was the very same way