MiloMinderbender
MiloMinderbender
MiloMinderbender

Seeeeeeeee my vest!

Is this you? You look amazing in this picture! It’s definitely modeling-portfolio worthy.

You’ve said it. I just broke up with a lovable loser who, although I adored him, left me sad and exhausted all the time. he had so much baggage. I reminded myself that the right partner will make me feel energised and real, not sad and fake.

While I am a firm believer in not avoiding emotions just ‘cause we’re “skeered and don’ wanna be hurt” (itty, bitty baby voice), I don’t get this: “[It’s good because] you don’t belong on a perch.”

It might be good for you, but it also fucking sucks in the recovery period. My first bf did the old 180 on me. Everything was going forward at the speed of light. Great connection, similar intelligence, enough differences to keep it interesting, pleasant enough sex, and then uber depression and I was being dumped for

I guess I will be the one to cause the internet comment section aneurysm: men pay the first two times. It sounds rulesy and ridiculous but its such a nice gesture that is a foregone conclusion with so many men that when it doesn't happen it feels conspicuously yucky. It doesn't have to be a 160 dollar meal, but what

They feel like nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all...

i’m really hoping that somewhere down this thread is some girl talking about how someone stepped on her hair right in the middle of her supposedly bad-ass dance routine....

Junior high dance and I was in 7th grade. I went with my best friend and we were kind of bummed because neither of us had dates but we soon realized it was more fun to not have dates because we could dance with more than one boy. So we spent a lot of the night dancing with whomever asked us and, of course, each other.

Same story, different party. I was in college at a friend’s engagement party, slow dancing with a good friend who I intermittently slept with and had a tiny, silent but DREADFUL, eye-watering fart slip out. I knew it was gonna be deadly but thought I could “dance” us a few feet away to avoid the worst of it.

I would say that maybe he was just a ten year old being a ten year old, but I’m sure he’s still an asshole to this day. So fucking rude and insensitive.

I think the real lesson Gwyneth can learn from this thread is how much people scrutinize your choices when you’re a poor, and how everyone thinks they can do better. Limes, Gwynnie?!? Wasteful welfare queen!

This has happened to me a bunch lately! Chats were good, numbers were exchanged, loose plans were made (“How’s Friday?”), I pushed for more specific plans (“Still want to get together tomorrow?”) and then..... dial tone. Its not like I said, “How’s Friday for the wedding?”

Well said! A degree of chillness in youth is to be expected but when the oldies come ain’t nobody got time for that.

That’s always what I thought it was. A guy calls you “chill” but it really means “I don’t think you’ll ever call me out on my bullshit.”

To a certain type of guy, “chill” is the opposite of “crazy,” where “crazy” = “feelings and demands I don’t want you to have because they require me to contemplate you as a person with your own thoughts and desires.”

Yeah exactly. Chill is fine with me provided you’re not touching me below the waist and you are willing to make yourself available as suits MY schedule, not yours, because it is clear that I am not prioritizing our connection yet.

eh, I suggested another day. so probably not.

ALSO, Hinge is specifically designed to only show you people you’ve matched with. So it’s not like I’m sending out random messages. Ugh.

Way to bury the lede with that Neville Longbottom item, Stassa. YOU’LL NEVER MAKE IT IN THIS BUSINESS!!!!!