These people are super into straws.

Except that tattoos aren’t rights and tattoo’ed-ness isn’t a legally protected class.

Because tattoo’ed-ness is not a protected class.

Well, not quite. A bakery can’t refuse on discriminatory grounds (such as age, sex, gender, etc.). They could all refuse to make an ugly cake for any occasion.

This is not uncommon at all. Many tattoo artists would refuse - as an exercise of their professional judgment and experience.

We call that “misandry.”

I’m really baffled by the persistence of this “public bathroom” argument. As if any person who intends to commit a crime is somehow prevented from doing so by a sign on the door. If I wanted to abuse a child in a public bathroom, all I have to do is walk in. Nothing is there to stop me. No faking any gender identity…

I love to bring flowers to my friends at birthday dinners!

Mine stopped hurting completely within 3 months. I don’t know of anyone that’s had the some experience you’re having.

Nooooooo! Unbutton your buttons! If you leave them buttoned, the fabric pulls on them and loosens their thread.

I had to break up with a guy like that. I never actually called him ‘a little bitch’ to his face, but I thought it a lot.

But that’s the joke, right? That single men who are actually decent human beings are shockingly hard to come by. I know it’s true but I don’t know why; maybe it’s regional? Either way, I guess the joke’s on me...

It’s not totally clear from the article but part of the rationale for switching off between Tylenol and Motrin is that one (Tylenol) is hard on your liver and the other (Motrin) can be hard on your kidneys. By switching back and forth, you’re taking less of either of them in any 24-hour period.

Takes out the trash. Does not ask first if you want the trash taken out because you are not the queen of the trash and knows that there is no reason you would say no.

Yeah, talk about no winners.

This is absolutely something for you to work on. In therapy. Not in a sexual relationship (especially if your childhood stuff was related to sexual encounters).

And her regular partner prefers to be left in the dark about her secondary partner (who she is texting every day and seeing on the regular)? I don’t care at all about how many people are in this relationship, the problem is that one of them is clearly managing the flow of information to maintain power.

And which of her partners is married to someone else (who she’s never had a direct conversation with about the arrangement)?

Yeah, this too. Law school in this market is almost without exception a terrible idea.

It’s as bad as you can imagine.