I wonder if this girl on "Say Yes to the Dress" has any idea that her ankle weight looks like house arrest monitor?

Les Mis 25th Anniversary is on TV this afternoon - I auditioned for the touring company many years ago and this makes me imagine how different my life would be had I only been able to sing...

A child in my family was murdered a few years ago. We all were, and remain, opposed to capital punishment but his oldest brother says that he wouldn't mind so long as he gets to do it himself. I think that expression of emotion is so much more honest than demanding that the government kill its own citizens on your…

This is what my sister and brother-in-law have been saying since they had their baby last year. They were very happily married for ten years until they invited the "world's shittiest roommate" to move in. She ruins everything and doesn't even pay rent. Good thing they love her.

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That is definitely something to be proud of. Congratulations!

Yesterday I had to testify in court as a defense witness for a kid that I know so today, I pretty much sat on the couch all day. I can't complain because this is so much harder on him than it could possibly be on me but man, this is worse than I imagined.

I tried vagisil once. Once was enough. That shit damn near burned my business right off. Sure, it didn't itch anymore but I thought my twat was melting.

This video gives me serious flashbacks to the first time that I (a Jew) found myself living in a wealthy New England Jewish community. It's definitely a subculture that I knew nothing about - and still confuses me.

Has your sister already had children? If she has, that might make it easier for her to anticipate how she will feel but if not, it's harder for her to know what the emotional consequences will be for her.

Last weekend I met a boy who is smart and attractive and successful and, dare I say it, good enough for me. We had lunch and talked about having another. I always fuck these things up but instead of asking for advice about how to do this right, I want to express to the universe my desire to meet someone for whom my…

There are more minorities who are arrested and convicted. That doesn't mean that they're actually committing more crimes. While the police are busy patting down every brown kid in baggy pants, the white kids with backpacks full of pot walk on by.

I have two younger brothers who are not related to me by blood. I am small and blonde with glasses. They are large and Mexican with tattoos. The way they are treated when they are with me compared to the way they are treated when they are alone is staggering.

I just bought an $1800 Catherine Malandrino jacket for $200. It's missing all its buttons, but that's easy to fix, right? Validate me, internet!

OKC dude after one date says he thinks we're "not a good fit for dating." Yes, yes - his loss. What's the right response?

@indiesandy: I love yoga but I don't like to tell people that because it's got so much baggage these days. I totally understand your anxiety about looking the part so here are some of my thoughts. Are you interested in making a big investment? The manduka black mat is the best one out there but it's heavy and…

Today I won a huge case and had my first press conference. Now I am eating nachos in my pajamas.

Dinner tonight with the ex. Hadn't seen him in the two years since we broke up. Drank too much, went back to his hotel (he's just in town for the weekend), made out, and I invited him back to my place since he's sharing a room. He said no. So I left. Sort of sad but I wouldn't have it any other way. I would have…

@I am calm, but thanks: All I could think was, "well, shit - it sure doesn't itch anymore."

@I am calm, but thanks: That happened to me with vaginex. I thought it was going to burn my business clean off.