@deeemer: I'm a total hothouse flower - the hotter and moister the better. I'm hoping that SoCal will come through with an amazing October.

@TheFormerJuneBronson: Yeah, my mom was forever buying the almost-brand and it was mortifying.

My travel agent in Ecuador was a nightmare and still hasn't apologized for the nightmare that she caused. She offered a super skimpy refund that I refused and I filed an inquiry with my credit card company.

@curiousgeorgiana: My friend's nephew is 19 months old. Lowe's is his favorite place to go. No one knows yet if it's the smells or the sounds or stuff stacked up to the ceiling but he wakes up on the weekend asking, "Lowe's?"

@morninggloria: Const'n? tl;dr.

I moved to New England from Hawaii. I brought two suitcases since that's what was allowed on the airplane. I didn't have a car or effective public transportation. All I wanted was a warm bed and pictures of my family.

@babyruthless is MzJenkinsless: My freshman roommate almost set our room on fire with an ordinary desk lamp so, you know, take your risks I say.

@Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: See, I think you should tell them that it was a snake bite. Or that you hurt it when you fell out of the roller coaster (but the other kid got decapitated). Maybe it happened when you were running for your life from ninjas or training for the Olympic gymnastics team (they don't…

@Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: Did you come up with a really good story if people asked?

I am a bad friend. I was kind of hoping that my tonight's Shakespeare in the park picnic wouldn't work out so that I could have my guacamole all to myself.

@hej516: I think that neat hair, tidy eyebrows, and healthy skin can look so much more professional than some haphazard makeup that you slap on.

@Armer Farmer: And for that I am eternally grateful. I am quite pleased that I came home with nothing more exotic than what can be found in a kindergarten bathroom.

@Armer Farmer: And for that I am eternally grateful. I am quite pleased that I came home with nothing more exotic than what can be found in a kindergarten bathroom.

After getting back from South America relatively unscathed last week, I finally figured out what this itchy spot is. I have ringworm.

After getting back from South America relatively unscathed last week, I finally figured out what this itchy spot is. I have ringworm.

@frankie22: I think it looks like toothpaste - but I'm like that.

@frankie22: I think it looks like toothpaste - but I'm like that.

Hey youse guys, I have 69 followers. Bmfffffhahaha....

@artemis_moon: I'm convinced that it is but that's only based on childhood habituation. It's not as healthy as eating the actual fruit but I'm sure you already knew that.

@bookling: But even real juice doesn't have Fiber. And it has Preservatives. YOU SHOULD JUST EAT FRUIT. I'm generally not a stickler about these things at all but we never ever had juice when I was a kid and it's burned into my soul.