@Rilo-Andy: I've been watching recorded episodes all day. You should try to get someone to nominate you!

So I'm watching What Not to Wear and they're making over a dude. I like the dude ones. They just put tinted moisturizer on this guy. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

@Doddibot: I'm not sure if I can properly articulate why this makes me uncomfortable but it strikes me as some sort of pretext to be vulgar and also make me self-conscious by over-sexualizing my comment.

@LuvEwan: Not creepy only if you know he won't find out about it or smell it on you.

I started new BCs two weeks ago and my boobs are a'hurtin'. You know what that means, right? They're grooooowwwwiiiinngggg!

@Sars Also Misses MizJenkins: And send them over and over and over again:

@Sars Also Misses MizJenkins: That's the worst but I think it's better to just fess up to that and get over it. I have a bad habit of trying to pick dudes apart when it doesn't work out but I think it's healthier to just say that you're bummed and live with that for a little while.

@Sars Also Misses MizJenkins: So that when it really does happen for reals, for reals - you'll know it. And you'll be that much more excited.

The ungrateful brat just said thank you to me for something! Unbelievable.

@Penny: That one kills me when very smart people get it wrong.

@PenelopePeony: I think it's pretty brilliant but they may not need to - most student loans are eligible for discharge if you die.

Need some suggestions on how to do flirty damage control. Last night I slept with the friend that I sort of have a crush on but really more just wanted to hook up with. It was pretty good and afterwards he's all, "that's was amazing." And so me, being the unsentimental and sarcastic jerk that I am was all, "yeah, it…

@litabandita: Not at all illegal. You have no duty to report a crime. And no duty to try to stop one either.

So I've decided to be the bigger person right now and I plan to be quite smug about it if no one minds.

@Lorin: 32? What cat will have you now?

@Zombies make the heart grow fonder: Something about his reference to "prisoners of war" makes me think there might be something very nerdily charming about him - I suspect I can see why she was into him.

I'm glad that the littlest Minderbender is a boy because if I had a girl I can't even imagine how much money I would spend an super adorable outfits like this. It's a bummer that boys clothes don't come in much beyond plaid and stripes but it's good for the budget.

@embarcadero13: There are definitely out clothes and home clothes.

@MySandwich: At least someone else will admit it. If I put on makeup I feel like I should go out so that it can be fully enjoyed. But seriously - on my face? I can't see it so what's it for if not to be viewed?

@LadyE: I realized that as soon as I posted it so I made the correction - in case anyone does want to follow up with the link.