@Florence_Lille: I can't help you solve this but I suggest you stop here. He's a grown man and he'll call you when he's ready. It will happen eventually, trust.

Whoa, noisy sex neighbors. Like two buildings away. I guess everyone's got the windows open...

@dj underboob: Honestly, it's not really that bad. It's a vast quantity of information to remember and it's incredibly boring but life could be worse.

@dj underboob: @imatorso: Lucky me and the California Bar Exam. Things are really heating up between us but I suspect it will end badly.

I have now made over 600 flash cards. Don't ask me what any of them say.

@ArmerFarmer: I totally get where you're going with this and your point is a good one but I hope you do realize that sometimes "men" doesn't mean all the males. It refers to a targeted subset. Just like "white people" doesn't always mean all of the Caucasians, these things depend on context. And it can't be…

@Peggy Imperial: Did you ground him?

@hellosunshine: I'm studying and eating tortillas.

@ifes: I'm not here to decorate your world, motherfucker.

I am thankful for the small things. Blue corn tortillas and shredded cheese and a gas stove.

@no clever name: Having kids is the best.

@AntiSquare: AAAAHHHHH!

OKC is good for my ego. Even if borders on creeptastic once in a while.

@HelloHappyFace: Add root beer and vanilla ice cream - you can thank me in the morning.

@anathemadevice: Based on no more information than I have here - I'm gonna say no way, not a chance.

@The Conductor: I'll tell you what, there was a dude at Target yesterday in a kilt. It was like a cargo kilt - utility pockets and straps and grease stains. Man, it was h-o-t.

@Konstantin Bothari: I'll second the "lunch money" comments. I'd eat french fries for $1 and pretend to be full before I'd bust out my sandwich from my bag - so embarrassing.

@keyamarie: Secret #1, revealed! Oh the shame!

@tailfeather: I think that "bodacious" should be used with far more frequency.

I can cook. I can also clean the toilet. I don't enjoy doing either one of these things. They are both work to me and not at all relaxing or enjoyable. I have a young child so I have to do some amount of cooking since I don't hate it enough to fill the kid with preservatives and cardboard but whenever I can avoid…