@attilathehoney: But she does lose a few points for fearing "assassination."

@prestocaro: Good thing. Or I guess maybe inevitable.

I taught a Shaun once. Not so unusual. His older brother was Shawn and his dad was Sean. It was actually pretty cute.

I knew an Xtra Ladd with an older brother named Random.

@soulcanhope: I afraid that someone will reach in and grab me just as I'm closing my car door.

@LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore: Is this also a French thing? They do it at my cousin's house too.

@moonkitten: I'm pretty satisfied. I got a little overenthusiastic, I see upon reflection. But I did manage to get the, uh, backyard cleaned up without even using a mirror.

@noisy doll: No - it's a shaver! Luckily my Target companion talked me out of the epilator. I was seriously considering it. She offered to tweeze my armpits for me and I realized just what I might be getting myself into.

@Alohamaid: This is a true as anything can be. Thank you.

@Alohamaid: Will things work out for the best with my kid? Whatever that means...

I just bought the Bliss Bikini Perfect "Spa-at-home grooming system." One guess what I'm doing tonight.

@kudomuffins: This thing has bigger breasts than I do.

@thebootyfaerie: I bought my most recent car through a private party. You have to be way super careful about verifying documents and everything but I paid 50% less than I would have if I'd gone through a dealer.

@kudomuffins: It's comfortable and the engineering is outstanding. I'm just worried that I'll get used to looking like this and it will be that much harder to love my actual body.

@agavepulquero: Reader's Theater?

@thebootyfaerie: Are you insistent on a new car? I would buy from a private party if you have a mechanic that you trust to look at it before you buy. You'll get a much better deal if you're willing to buy something used.

Boobs came up around these parts this week and I was inspired so I bought the VS bombshell bra. It's not even a bra - it's a life preserver. "My" boobs look spectacular but it's a total lie. Do I go for it? It's a lot cheaper and safer than implants...

I have a BMX sweatshirt that says "Real women ride 20 inches." How could I resist?

@Ninja Robot Pirate: I have one with rainbows and flowers that says "Fun and Easy."

@The Faery Goth Mother: Sometimes your teachers miss you too. Shhh, don't tell.