<3 I've never been illustrated before.

Love my mother to death, I must have inherited her sense of humor - she thought the stunt was hilarious and bitched out our principal for suspending me for “free speech.”

I made a sign that said, “Sodomize me Jesus” and wore it around my High School during lunch in an effort to get suspended from school for a few days. Why? Midnight release of Oblivion was that night. I got three whole days to play it, no homework or anything to worry about.

ADAM WEST IS THE ONLY BATMAN

Green and red spraypaint? So... you're just fucking stupid, right?

KOJIMA-SAN DOES NOT HAVE TO MAKE METAL GEAR ANY MORE!

Games don't prompt me to stand up and scream on a regular basis. When I kill off a boss in a Souls game, however, I feel powerful. I earned this victory, and want to shout it to the world.

This article made me think of the same thing. That's the RE4 I was expecting when I got the game! :/ I had only ever seen the E3 demo at the time.

Actually, most of us RPG fans are platform agnostic and long ago learned how to use a keyboard appropriately. In addition, the PS4 and PS3 controllers work just fine with the PC.

Actually, we were never really tied to any specific console. Oh, the jRPG kids can't let their Playstation go, but the rest of us know where…

I disagree. If you're the only one not turning a cellphone in, out of multiple classes; what's the likelihood that the teacher is really going to consider your situation? I'd feel very concerned about having my grade reduced due to the teacher marking me as absent because, hey! where's the cellphone?

And I'm sure…

Guess I'd just buy or find a cheap crappy tracfone for such an occasion. Though honestly, if I had an actual cellphone anyways, I suspect I'd buy a crappy tracfone to give him anyways.

What about those of us who don't use cellphones? Yes, we exist, and no; we can't hand your college professor anything. Sounds like a shitty system to me.

Remember that book Timewatch by that one gay-hating-cultist who wrote Ender's Game? I really, absolutely loved that book. It was a great little time travelling romp, and had a really interesting twist on the idea of God, religion, prophecies, and how changing the past won't necessarily fix the future. (Spoiler alert:…

ehhh, whoever financed this mission is a smuggler himself - and a dumb one at that. I can think of quite a few way better means of smuggling iPhones through customs, and smuggling ain't even my profession.

It's like, shit dude, either get better at your job or find a new job.

uhhh. no, Sony, I don't want that. I just want to buy a game once and be done with it. I don't want to subscribe to yet another monthly bill. I don't want to rent a game. I want to purchase the one I want and play it. It's bad enough that this form of backwards compatibility is an always-online DRM wet dream; a scam…

I've gone all my life without ever having seen the lead singer's face, and now I'm gonna crack the fuck up every time I hear these songs. Omfg, how can you take him seriously?! Poor little emo kid!

You really have no idea. That's sad.

And this is exactly the sort of situation that makes me fine with region-specific releases. I mean, for as long as I'm in the NA zone at least, and can expect to get the game second - after the bugs and issues have been worked through.

Sold.