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"Good Afternoon, Agent Shevchenko. Your mission, should you choose to accept it..."

"Things went downhill from there."

It's the turducken of convertibles...

I.C. Blue

Hmmm...I swear I recognize this wheel design from my childhood.

Now I want a Bakon Bloody Mary...

"Every year hundreds of classic automobiles are horribly scarred by poorly planned restomods. Please help stop the cruelty." ha ha I swear these are mostly tears of laughter...mostly.

I wonder, are they functional or are they like these horrendous hood scoop/brake vent things?

I think she was born in 1957. Oh, I'm sorry, were you talking about the truck? I thought you meant his wife.

How do you ruin a classic piece of American history? Just add Gene Simmons. That man could F up a wet dream.

When driving in New Mexico, remember to keep these three things close at hand:

Nice!

No LaserDisc love? 12 inches/two hours of entertainment right there! Of course you have to pull it out and flip it over halfway through.

"Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive. (Hard drives are also 3.5 inches)."

Needs a sidepipe right in front of the rear tires.

The idea behind the project is to offer customers a possibility to own a unique vehicle, without paying not-justified amount of money for one of the 20 units offered by Nissan. The customers can submit their own GT-R for a Juke R conversion or order a complete custom vehicle. Both options cost only a fraction of what

At least the story wasn't corny.

"Hey, should we move this container to a safe location?"

I'm with you all the way!