I bought bootlegged VHS tapes of Felicity off eBay. So many obsolete concepts in that sentence.

I asked my husband if he ever heard of this concept, and he said no. I then gave him a quick explanation, and he asked, "Does the girl know she's a 'starter girlfriend'?" I said no, and he said, "That sounds mean."

Interesting. I don't have strong feelings about Madonna in general, but I do think she's still capable of killing it, like at the Met Ball. This, however, seems kind of desperate/pathetic, especially for a 55 year old woman. Not generally how I'm used to thinking about Madonna.

I'm significantly younger than Madonna, but significantly older than her target demo so I know my opinion about how she looks with that grill has zero to do with why she's wearing it. I am genuinely curious to know; however, whether a young grill lover thinks this is a good look for her that leaves you with a positive…

You know who is disconcertingly good looking? Lincoln assassination co-conspirator Lewis Powell.

To be fair, your family only forgot you existed for 30 minutes. I might give you a minute or two more since they probably drove back faster than they drove away . . . or maybe not.

Did anybody else notice how the lobbyist for the Mississippi Tourism Association embraced this fantastic opportunity to plug Mississippi tourism?

My favorite super-specific New York store is Main Squeeze, the accordion repair shop. Granted, I'm a sucker for a punny name.

I kept thinking, "Well, this show has taken an odd turn," as I waited for the big reveal that Hickok's murderer was back from the dead but IN DISGUISE !

Can we talk about the fact that he played two different characters on Deadwood? Did they run out of actors that year?