MilaGarak
Mila Garak
MilaGarak

Bowen Yang is fucking hilarious. Google his Twitter asap. In a just world, he’ll break out from writer to writer/performer. Frankly, I’m shocked he wasn’t initially hired as an SNL player. I know, it’s because we absolutely don’t live in a just world.

Tinky Winky died recently :(

Despite being a massive trekkie, Mannequin is the first Kim Cattrall movie I thought of in response to that quote.

It really does! I just rewatched the show from start to end. It was the first time I’d watched most of the episodes since it first aired, and I was blown the fuck away. I’m glad it had a hand in shaping my teenage mind. I remembered a lot of the cheesier aspects of the show, but I’d forgotten the show’s unapologetic

Well, that Smoothie King article is disturbing.

Lol, probably. Ugh, this damn story disturbed me so much I am all up in his history (also, insomnia!) LinkedIn shows he’s held a lot of jobs for a short period of time in project management, but he’s now the CEO/COO/CFO, etc of some company whose name features the word “green.” The “company” facebook is offline now,

He sells pot for a living.

That was badly and confusingly edited, plus the animation was boring and unnecessary, but I watched nearly the whole thing because I am HERE for Natasha Lyonne’s Stevie Nicks look. She’s so charming, they should have just let her meander without interruption.

Ew, no. I don’t know anything about you, but I know you can do better.

It’s not just white women - it’s probably a lot of groups, but middle aged black women are an oft-overlooked demographic that is super into the “eastern mystic cure” thing. Think Oprah (& Dr Oz). Or spend a few hours in your local health food store, and you’ll see what I mean (not Whole Foods or another chain — go to

They are different! I ended up going through two jars of leave-in conditioner before I figured it out. I think there is less oil; it doesn’t moisturize or weigh my hair down enough anymore.

Passive Aggressive Potter, at your service.

NOOooo, I told him to keep his ad like it is because, what if he takes your advice, then some poor girl ends up actually going on a date with him before she discovers what he’s really like? THINK OF THE SISTERHOOD. ;-P

I’m going to go against popular opinion here and tell you to stick with this ad. I mean, just as long as you’re fully aware that it’s not likely to find you a girlfriend (is that who you’re looking for? I didn’t read very far in your ad as it was a wall of text that didn’t capture my attention at all). But IF someone

Where the hell is the ghost of Teddy Roosevelt when you need him?

I’m not surprised at the teacher’s reaction. I make and teach pottery, and if you do that for any length of time, you’ve just got to get used to the idea that shit happens. I try to get new students in that mindset by destroying “perfect” finished pieces I’ve made to show them it’s no big deal, it’s all just mud.

I thought there was a chance you weren’t a troll until you said this:

I’m so oversensitive I didn’t even make it all the way through The Office. And it was super funny. I really like Michaela Coel, through. She has been one of the best parts of shows I hated like The Aliens and London Spy. I’m really looking forward to the day when she stars in a show that aligns more with my tastes. Or