Thank you for pointing this out - it was the first thing I thought of. One small step for domestic violence victims, one giant leap for old white men trying to get up all in my vadge. That law may be bullshit, but making it easier for people to claim a defense under it does no one any good.

HARRY KIM HARRY KIM PLEASE LET IT BE HARRY KIM!

Your dad has some BIGASS BALLS.

That's like burning down the house to get rid of a spider. I kinda want to congratulate you for your escape. Can you imagine if you'd had joint responsibilities like a house or a kid and he'd just... ghosted. This is some serious nightmare ish!

Holy.... wow.... just... wow. You win.

I have a breakup story about a dickish guy, but what pushes it into bonkers is his post-breakup behavior.

I've heard that if you live alone, you should go back to your partner's place because murderers don't want to kill on their own territory; they'd rather kill you at a place they can less easily be traced to. I don't really know if I buy this, though. If a psycho is careful enough to be thinking about this before they…

My biggest fear whenever online outlets hold "worst roommate" pissing contests, is that I'll recognize myself as THE ROOMMATE in one of them.

Ok, just read the rest of the thread: I think a lot of these problems, especially the texting issues, must be caused by hangouts/google plus, because I have none of them. I have the google voice app on my android phone, and I use the extension when I use chrome (which I don't anymore on my mac, only on my pc.) And it…

MMS messages send to my gvoice number have always gotten delivered to my email. Do you have something turned off?

Yay! I stopped shopping there a long time ago and recently wrote them an angry email, but it didn't feel like enough. This, I like. This isn't even a pro-choice issue to me, because I'm one of those sane people who understands science. But beyond that "debate", I'm especially angry that they're refusing to pay for…

Just FYI, 99% of the time, you have to have given birth already to become a surrogate. Often it's a requirement that you're raising the child as well. Sometimes they'll make exceptions for family members as surrogates, though.

Plus: she's so old she's hit that sweet spot where every time she says something unbelievably stupid like this, the part of our brains that allows us to tolerate (or even love) our old racist relatives gets triggered.

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.

As a lapsed-and-about-to-be-unlapsed* long time vegetarian, "I'll eat what I think I could kill" is about the sorriest excuse ever; it's embarrassing how many former vegetarians use it. How about just, "Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good." I mean really, that's what it comes down to: We pretty much eat what we…

Yup, I do that all the time when I'm trying to find out info or track someone down. It is sort of amazing to me how unguarded and trusting everyone is when it comes to their phones. But then, I am a cynical bastard. It's a little more technical than a how-to-use FB tip, though.

For a second I misread that and thought you were saying that they are in a relationship with each other now. They would make a great power couple, damn. (Not that I want either one of them to go through breakups!)

Yup; at first we thought the calls were coming from someone who was angry at us (I work for lawyers). But upon perusal of his FB, I wonder if he was getting off on it. Just got a weird vibe. Maybe it was a bit of both; he wasn't someone we're going after, but he has the same not-super-common last name as a defendant…

Protip: If you can't find someone on FB by their name, search their email address(es) and phone number.

re: the JC Penney ad. They genuinely did not see it, but as soon as it was pointed out, they took down ads and changed the product shot, which I feel is totally fair.