If you also just want to buy store bought mashed potatoes, I’d recommend Bob Evans. Obviously homemade mashed potatoes are the best, but if you’re feeling lazy, theirs are easy to heat up and surprisingly good, all things considered.

How is it possible to write this article without mentioning Mark Watney or potatoes?

there’s always money in the banana stand

SHIVAKAMINI SOMAKANDARKRAM!!!

Instead of cutting the bread once, lets cut it again. Four triangles, arranged in a circle. And in the middle, we will dump chips.

This video was mildly amusing five years ago when Gizmodo first posted it:

despite the fact that he owns a private island, dubbed “Pedophile Island” (really) by locals

Dear Penthouse,

You are wrong, for more reasons than we have time or space here to even outline. Please go educate yourself.

So, Americans who served in the military “own” the flag more than the rest of us. Got it.

You don’t speak for all veterans. Veterans do not get to decide what the flag/anthem mean to the citizens of this country.

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

Fuck this guy and dog breeding in general.

Yeah, great message. No one who’s ever found success has gotten there through hard work.

Burn in hell, Joe.

If you make scripts illegal, only the criminals will have scripts.

If you still think Pittsburgh is a complete economic shit hole, you haven’t been to Pittsburgh in a long while.

no, what you saw was him rip the back of her dress, then Theon react to it while you heard her crying in the background, again exactly like you describe you wanted here.

Latino Review's Umberto Gonzalez has a new rumor that focuses on Carol Danvers herself, Captain Marvel. Allegedly the character has been cast (although a script is not ready yet), and the character will appear at the end of Age of Ultron:

I work at one of the Disney Stores and in the new Age of Ultron figurine set…