Yet another example of how the internet of things is idiotic. If you truly want a “smart” home you have to do it from the ground up, you can’t jerry-rig everything. 

Endgame should be the new Blade Runner. Release a new edition with 4 seconds of never before seen footage, excuse me, NEVER BEFORE SEEN FOOTAGE!!!!! every few weeks till the heat death of the universe. Think of the DVD sales!

I coach and am on my town’s recreation committee that oversees all of our youth sports in town. The sad part is it needs to get this bad to get noticed.

There were very fine parents on both sides, I’m sure. 

I coach little league baseball and softball. Currently, there is a drastic umpire shortage in our area because this type of behavior has become the norm. It’s not worth the stress and risk of possibly being attacked for $60. These idiots think that a bad call in a little league game is going to cost their kid a…

Fun fact, Tyrus had a small guest role with two other fromer WWE wrestlers during the first season of GLOW. After the season had filmed, both Brie and Gilpin, the main stars of the show, implied that some of the guest stars had made them feel uncomfortable during filming. Out of the three wrestlers, Tyrus was the only…

Alex Cora: BrockBot9000, run program “Average Right Field Defense”

But oh, that bacon, I didn’t know it was possible to add so much bacon onto a salad. Until I realized “too much bacon” is a phrase that does not exist.

What was “Valleywag”...?

I just hope that playing down there doesn’t mess up the rotation on his shot. 

It’s not that great a perk. Per NCAA bylaws, they’re only allowed two ears of corn per week.

Player Chooses Christ, Church Over College

Jesus, Drew, she fucking farted. Be a goddamn gentleman for once.

I have a video saved on my phone and computer, it’s of us at PT when she’s about a year and a half and taking her first steps.

I work with children with disabilities. For the past 3 months, I have been working with a 7-year-old who had a stroke. He is back to walking recently. Last week, I walked into his 2nd-grade classroom to get him. He was sitting with a group of kids on the floor doing some lesson. He saw me and immediately got up on his…

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

Here’s a fun fact about the Marlins:

Seriously.  At my wedding those leftovers were earmarked for the inevitable drunken munchies of those that came out to paint the town with us after the reception.  I would have lost my mind on this person.  

I fully intend to use the leftovers from my upcoming wedding buffet (either by arranging a donation or taking it myself, haven’t sorted it out yet) so this audacity would piss me off so badly. My guests could absolutely ask also, but to just take, and take this much, when you weren’t even originally invited is a bold…

Great jumping Jehosephat, you’re right!  SFX trickery or not, that is crazy f’n cool.