Powder already contains the vinegar. I suppose there’s baking soda still in it, but you won’t get the same effectiveness.

I don’t get it. Explain.

I think I just made a bootleg DVD cover .....

Patty Jenkins be walking into the Warner Bros boardroom like

What else do you expect from a bunch of MBA’s? These people are businessmen, not creators.

Blood Drive sounds like someone saw Fury Road and didn’t understand what was going on.

They only accept high-brow, intellectual social pollution. They have an image to maintain, you know.

You have to make sure you have an ink ribbon on hand so you can keep the results of the procedure.

I bet it was Wesker.

Oh, they might not know. But the graphic designer they hired, who has now fled with their money, knew full well what he/she’s doing.

In my one year of organized baseball, when I was ten years old, I had a moment very much like this. It was the closest I ever got to a noteworthy play. Other highlights included:

They convinced him to direct Dune.

Here’s an astonishing concept; if you really want people to accept a wider range of body shapes, skin tones, and backgrounds as beautiful, just make more “beautiful” characters that look like something other than skinny and fair skinned. Everyone outside of the skinny princess motif shouldn’t require extra story arcs…

This article (or at least the headline) is really, really bad advice for anybody who lives in a city or suburb. Local governments have written laws explicitly addressing this. If you fail to mow your lawn and keep it at a reasonable length, the local municipal government will show up at your house and mow your lawn…

Another Skyline responsible for leaving big skid marks:

I live in chigger-country and appreciate being able to go outside my house without being eat up with bug bites. Also: snakes love high grass, so I’d also like to walk in my lawn without fear of stepping on one of those as well. Lastly, I like to actually go outside and do stuff and not have ass-high grass all around…

Because anything other than silently accepting their bullshit makes you psycho and there are a plethora of ‘Pick Mes!” who will put up with his madness to prove she’s not like those lesser women.

Ladies, you meet a man and ALL of his exes are psyhco? RUN! None of the relationships just fizzled out? No one moved to…

big idiot’s beef

“You like Hulk’s bed, puny human? Hulk happy to hear that....Hulk killed it himself!”

I usually try to give emailers a chance by engaging at least once. Believe it or not, most of them turn out to be quite reasonable. Our pal Scot here was not.