One of the benefits of living in the hipsteriest town in MA, I guess.

Jeez, what an overreaction on the part of the school board. It’s almost like they think a wave of racism recently elected a closet white supremacist who immediately began implementing a xenophobic bigoted domestic agenda that targeted Muslims specifically. Racism? In America? Come on, it’s not 1957 anymore. Everyone…

“thePenguins crushed Ottawan hopes and dreams”

“Don’t mind if I do....”

It’s worth hunting down her appearances on Graham Norton shows where she really shines with an absolutely filthy sense of humour.

What about a ghost? How was this article not published as a ranking of supernatural creatures by propensity-to-bone?

I’m pretty sure that I could not love Gillian Anderson more. Except I keep saying that, and she keeps giving me reasons to.

I am proud to be a Christian...

Gotcha .. I guess it’s just weird trying to view Bud as an imported beer.

And is it related to your reaching cunt flap?

30 bucks says 50% of them are the Menendez Trump Brothers, 25% are Curt Shilling and the other 25% are from my dad.

A spokesperson with the sheriff’s department told CBS Los Angeles that the incident is under review to determine if reasonable force was used.

Albert, can you tell us more about your clam?

I have no idea why the FBI only emailed it to me today

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!”

“But I’m a white male! This isn’t supposed to happen to me!”

The public should have a right to know what the government spends time doing. There are plenty of FOIA file requests that have exposed the FBI’s overzealous surveillance of people.

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

This is “trolling” in the same way that laying out your clothes the night before is a “lifehack.”