Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such elite career orientation videos as “So You Want To Run General Electric?” and “Orientation The Right Way: Welcome To the St. Louis Cardinals.”

Today we’ll learn together about the exciting world of being the President of the United States. First, welcome to the Oval…

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

Considering Trump was all about saying how he doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, won’t do drugs, etc. it’s strange that his closest adviser is clearly an alcoholic.

Today, this tomato faced cockstain invoked the name of the US Navy SEAL who died in the yemen raid, and used him to shame anyone asking about the raid. He straight up said anyone questioning the effectiveness or execution of the raid was insulting the dead serviceman.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

Thank you for providing an example of why Boston has made the list.

“Aides confer in the dark because they cannot figure out how to operate the light switches in the cabinet room.”

David Frum. The extremely famous former speechwriter who is now a senior editor at The Atlantic by dint of having been George W. Bush’s speechwriter. You absolute horse’s ass. 

He says revenue comes from podcasts. Podcasts generally make $15 to $20 per 1000 downloads (which is a very good number compared to other forms of media) He says “The Ringer NBA show is like 140,000, 150,000 listeners per show. Channel 33’s like 125,000 per show. Ringer NFL is like almost 100,000.” Let’s say they…

I think where white people get mixed up is what they’re supposed to FEEL about their privilege. They (we) too often assume it’s guilt or remorse that’s required. When, in reality, it’s kindness and civility and fairness. And most importantly sometimes, it requires outrage for a plight that’s not your own.

Yeah, being in Manhattan, it’s extremely hard to find a world-class neurologist.

He’s probably golfed with Tiger Woods that time be shot a 42 over 18 holes at Pebble Beach.

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job....

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

Semen is a wild card because of its unpredictable nature. Did you get it all? That shit could be anywhere. The paranoia is the worst part.

Brady is to sophisticated thinking as Hernandez was to peer mediation.

“I haven’t paid much attention. I’m just a positive person.”

the space military, duh

I always took the temperature monitoring as establishing a least needed time if someone wanted to follow the recipe at home and wanted to know how much time to allow. It’s nice to know I have a recipe still available to me to start at 4pm, rather than coming across it and discovering I needed to start two hours ago.

This is such bullshit. The Athletics are only a “large market” team if you judge the size of the market by the number of people in the area compared to other markets.