It’s a bird-cat. That’s what the name is built on. Tori-Neko (Bird-Cat); Toriko (Trico).

“Did he catch a football? No idea. What I know is that if that motherfucker wears 9/11 cleats we’re fining him to the fucking moon. PROTECT THE SHIELD.”

That chances of this tiger’s lunch winning the 2016 WDC are not GRRRRREAT.

It’s not domesticated. It’s tame. There is a world of difference, starting at the genetic level.

My first trip to New York, I was on the subway and saw a tourism sign that said, “New York: we’ve got 6 professional sports teams....and the Mets.” The lack of respect their own city affords them is wondrous.

“It is my dream to play baseball”

“We don’t want Megan Rapinoe to cause a scene, so we’re going to cause a scene.”

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

Nunca lo olvides.

People who heckle comics must be suckers for punishment.. picking a fight with a person who is literally there because they are funny (and often incisive and quick thinkers), in a setting where literally 99.9% of the people present like them and are -at best- indifferent to you.

She really handles herself so confidently. When I saw her perform live she did a bit about Hillary Clinton and some guy yelled “Who cares!” She immediately had the spotlight on that guy and told him to come down to the stage if he really wanted to talk. She even used some condescending baby talk on him. Not another…

Where do you put the weed?

Where do you put the weed?

Joking aside, if you have those genes that hair goes pretty quickly in the early/mid 20s, shitty team or not. My hairline started receding at 18-19. I feel for you, Blake, but it’s time to buzz it down.

Maybe he’d be less aggressive if the groomers trimmed the hair around his eyes so he could see better.

Dwight Eisenhower made one gigantic mistake as president, and there can be argument about other blunders. He overthrew, at the bidding of what would become British Petroleum, a democratically elected prime minister in Iran, a slowly but surely modernizing nation that would have been a beacon to others in the region…

This is excellent Kinja. It’s a blend of aromatic bullshit, with a dash of homerism, and a souson of ignorant subjectivity.

If I ever get rich enough, it’d have to be rich enough to name two stadiums in the same city, and I’d reverse them. Like now the Phillies play in Lincoln Financial Field, and the Eagles play in Citizens Bank Park.

And the winner of your online naming poll will be...