St. Louis has officially changed their mascot to the Caucasians, or “Caucs” for short.

Reporter: What were you thinking out there?

You care very passionately about Rule 6.01(j) don’t you? For me it’s Rule 17.02(b). Someone talks badly about that one pal and I’ll fucking kill him with my bare fucking hands.

Crashass?

Clearly they are a dumbass but this is like a specialized class of dumbass.

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.

LOL, Preston is a cage fighter now!

It’s nothing like that. This is a video game that happens to also support VR. No amount of headset immersion is going to make its core mechanic less tedious or its story any more engaging.

Was thinking the same thing, then remembered it’s just a game. It’s like watching a John Woo film and trying to say “that’s not the stance or technique to properly fire a pistol!” Just enjoy the frivolity.

Happy to say there is still a chance the Cardinals go 0-162

Very much on board with this STRONG take. Madeleine you’ve made a fan for life.

ALSO:

I had no idea that dry golf courses were things that existed, and now the sport’s death must be even further accelerated

Chris Bosh looks like Jay Pharoah playing Chris Bosh.

why yes we do

The team couldn’t pay him a coaching salary as a player-coach (it’s prohibited by the CBA). And LeBron doesn’t work for free. He will undermine someone else’s work for free, but that’s just his hobby.

There was no sign that said FUCK DREW or anything, although that would have been understandable.

Kid better watch out. Next time he’s up the tee will be inside the batter’s box.

If they want to remove apps that are outdated or incompatible, they should at least have the decency to pop up a notification or an approval page. Something along the lines of “We have found that this/these applications can cause problems or are outdated. Would you like to remove them?”. This would be like taking your…