Morrowind was a great game and while Bethesda has shed a few solid, good RPG mechanics over the years that they shouldn’t have, they’ve also shed a lot of tedious time-wasting bullshit. Like the combat system of rapidly karate-chopping your opponent with your sword and inexplicably missing half the time.

Let’s please…

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

I think it could work with a subtly-hopped beer, and add a nice floral note, but I agree about avoiding those double IPAs.

Yup. I made pizza dough with a Freetail Soul Doubt IPA and you could really taste the resiny hop flavor in the crust.
Going to try again using a Freetail Ale Amber, instead.

This works best with malty beer, not hoppy ones. So don’t try it with your insanely hoppy double IPA. The hops create a fairly nasty bitter taste when concentrated down. My favorite beers for cooking are some of the sour beers, like Flemish reds. They have very little hops, but still have a complex flavor and add a…

Rich don’t give a fuck.

That’s all fine and well until Costco unilaterally decides to stop selling instant mashed potatoes, with absolutely no warning.

Mock Jim Tomsula ALL you want. Dude had his contract paid off when he was fired. He made $14-million for coaching one miserable year of football. Do you know how much Costco instant mashed potatoes $14-million buys? Jim Tomsula does!

After a while it gets boring bringing your trucks to the same spot at the far end of the Walmart parking lot and you start thinking “guys, what if maybe there’s more to life”

As a Steelers fan I always felt bad for Carson Palmer, that guy was the one bright spot on so many garbage Bengals teams. Its nice to see him experiencing success in Arizona.

He’s demonstrating how the thermite was placed.

Similarly, when I open the front door, nobody expects me to have pants on.

Fun Fact: Any time you reference the worst type of scene from any movie, you can always find a screen shot from Armageddon to prove your point.

those bolds are all his. I wouldn’t presume to bold a man’s words with my Jane Popcorn keyboard, etc

Now I’m under the $20 withdrawal limit for PoopDuel! FUCK. They’re gonna shut this joint down before I can pull out my massive winnings! THIS IS THE WEAKEST SAUCE, BRO.

All dads are familiar with dabbing. It’s when your kid spills some shit on the carpet, you poke at it for a bit ineffectually to try and soak it up, and then yell for your spouse to come clean it.

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Actually, I think we call them "internships".

you must not know much about software development. bugs are inevitable, especially as programs grow more and more complex.

Because no matter how much playtesting you do, once you release it, someone will find a way to break your game in ways never thought possible.