Because they taste like hatred.

You can’t use Bigfoot in a solo movie without giving royalties to Universal, so he can only be in team-up movies.

I work our election precinct. A woman of definitive non-white decent (I’m not sure exactly, because it isn’t my white business to ask) came to the desk to vote. Since this is PA and she was new to the precinct, she had to show ID (You show ID once here, then you can vote without it afterwards. Any utility bill, voter…

This is the most important question of our time.

Depends on how far you’re willing to go.

Thanks for ruining my life with your facts.

Where the liability is Universal’s problem, and in this case they are basically experts in mitigating such a liability.

I’ve been wanting to go to Japan for years, but this kind of thing is not what I’d want to cross an ocean to see. There is an indoor go-cart track opening up 2 miles from me. Sure, its not Mario themed, but if I can’t throw bananas at people what’s the point of wearing a Mario costume?

It was a rapist from a parallel rape universe. There are no actual rapists here at all, its just rapists from a liberal, rapey world crossing trans-dimensional barriers just to rape people because socialism.

Watching The Dark Knight feels like work towards the end, and Batman Begins is just a fun cinematic experience that doesn’t camp itself beyond being entertaining. DK seems to drag on a bit - if the Joker’s plan wasn’t so intricate and marvelous it would have become just like Dark Knight Rises. I still rank DK highly…

Its a lot easier to get through the day drunk when there are non-whites to conquer.

I couldn’t justify buying one until they release remote play for PS4. It paid for itself for that feature alone.

Same.

I played Fallout 4 using the remote play feature in a surgical waiting room. It was very playable.

I worked there during the origin of the Double Decker Taco. Oddly enough, the least amount of weight I gained at any food job ever, and I worked there for 2 years in high school.  What I wouldn’t give for those heady high-metabolism days...

What they wanted was another George W Bush, someone to tow the line and be polite while they worked in the shadows. What they got was a W that had been doing coke for 40 years straight.

My company sells chemicals. One of those chemicals is hydrogen. You cannot ship gas tanks of hydrogen in aircraft. When the slip prints in the warehouse for hydrogen, there is a big red no symbol (we had to outfit all our warehouses with color printers specifically for this purpose) with a plane inside it, clearly…

I also miss drafts less than $3, but I’m a light-weight, so it only saved me less than $5/week anyway.

We once played a single match that was not License to Kill that took 2 hours, it was License to Kill only from then on.  And yes, Oddjob was banned, though it wouldn’t have made a difference with grenade launchers and the chaos of killing people through walls and ceilings.

Someone else should always deal with your meds when you’re that sick. I had complicated gall bladder surgery and accidentally knocked the bottle of pain killers off the table. It did become a good time to kick the pain killers, but was not the best timing.  I had to help my sister deal with her meds after cranial…