I don’t think there has been a more critical journalistic task in the entire history of humanity, nay, the universe, than the one you have proposed.

Clearly this is original research.

I’ll never forget the time I made a helpful comment on an Instructable regarding homemade insect traps, along the lines of “You would want to avoid bait that attracts bees” and was set upon be “bee truthers”.

Being able to substitute a finals-winning goalie for another finals-winning goalie is a very great problem to have.

That’s just going to make Rex hard as iron.

It does, but the racists in other cities may be able to hold their liquor better.

I hope they serve falafel at that party.

Hipster Cat’s vinyl collection has more original pressings than yours.

I think its more about the “I’m so rich I can have any woman I want” kind of thing, all ego trip.

Its the classic “this arm’s only exercise is masturbating” posture, identified by the tucked elbow. I may or may not be intimately familiar with that posture.

Had to do this for one of our cats a couple of years ago (lymphoma, thankfully identified 3 months before he died from finding a swollen lymph node on his leg). He was able to pass away in his favorite place, my lap.

My wife is the same. Thankfully, the first showing on Sunday of opening weekend is $5 and non-3D at the theater near us. A perfect excuse for loading up on pancakes and cured meat and food coma-ing in the theater.

I would imagine you would have to let the beer get flat for a bit first, or at least let it foam up and settle before you seal the bag (or pre-heat on the stove for 30 seconds). Once you heat a carbonated liquid to a certain point, any remaining dissolved gases will quickly leave said liquid in a *severe* manner. I…

Challenge accepted.

Would this work in a Whirly Pop, or would other grains be too dense when popped to work? Part of what makes the turner work for corn is how light the popped kernels are.

The false assumption that adding garlic to anything makes it healthy for my heart regardless of other ingredients is all the justification I need.

I wouldn’t fire the gun on that thing, its got a solid gold breech.

Your life will improve. If it doesn’t, I can’t be held responsible.

The drawer under mine is either a broiler or has a broiler pan “permanently” attached to it from being in the house since last century. I’d try to remove it, but I have the delicate hands of a programmer.

Also, all the mess-ups should still be fairly edible.