I am intimately familiar with inheriting someone else’s code. There is no way this should have taken 3 years to implement. Sure, more complicated changes may take longer, but inserting a couple of server objects and a few columns to an existing database table to handle 2FA is not logistically difficult.

Regardless,…

My wife is the same. Thankfully, the first showing on Sunday of opening weekend is $5 and non-3D at the theater near us. A perfect excuse for loading up on pancakes and cured meat and food coma-ing in the theater.

I would imagine you would have to let the beer get flat for a bit first, or at least let it foam up and settle before you seal the bag (or pre-heat on the stove for 30 seconds). Once you heat a carbonated liquid to a certain point, any remaining dissolved gases will quickly leave said liquid in a *severe* manner. I…

Challenge accepted.

Would this work in a Whirly Pop, or would other grains be too dense when popped to work? Part of what makes the turner work for corn is how light the popped kernels are.

Because the journey is so long and precision about where the planet will be does not have the accuracy we’re used to because of the distances and speeds involved, the probe is going to have to self-correct its course just to get decent photos. It should already have the necessary tech on-board to correct its course…

It is 2017 after all...

I did two years of workstudy in the neuropathology department at the university hospital, pediatric cancer being one of their projects at the time. One day they had me sort autopsy reports by death date. When I noticed that some of them were living less than a year, I felt the saddest I’ve ever felt in my life. …

As a person with basic programming skills, I can fucking do it if all I’m facing is a 6 year-old OS that likely doesn’t have a fucking lock code. With a couple of online tutorials, you can too. I’m completely serious.

As long as you don’t mind them or your house from catching on fire.

The false assumption that adding garlic to anything makes it healthy for my heart regardless of other ingredients is all the justification I need.

They displayed their general incompetence by firing the last employee in the department without making sure they had all of the necessary information from them. 

I work for a Fortune 500 company and they made me sign no such thing, possibly because I transferred to IT from the business side. It’ll be real interesting when I leave, voluntarily or otherwise.

Its a dick move, but not necessarily amoral in the face of a for-profit institution firing necessary employees in order to cut costs. Companies need to learn the value of IT staff.

I wouldn’t fire the gun on that thing, its got a solid gold breech.

Your life will improve. If it doesn’t, I can’t be held responsible.

The drawer under mine is either a broiler or has a broiler pan “permanently” attached to it from being in the house since last century. I’d try to remove it, but I have the delicate hands of a programmer.

Also, all the mess-ups should still be fairly edible.

Running Eclipse off of a USB drive was critical in allowing me to write code in college without being able to afford a laptop (I felt it was better to spend my money on a gaming tower at the time). I was able to hop from computer lab to computer lab with it, all of my code and the development environment on that drive…

Also a more universal micro-usb charger. My Vita charges with every power block I own with any cable. Only the Sony cable works for data transfers though.