Something like this, which is a video game recorder:
http://smile.amazon.com/Elgato-Capture…

I heard that a chunk of Scottish Highlands is great for/the cause of psoriasis.

“Last Week Tonight” (what the clip was from) interviewed him in Russia. Incidentally across the street from the Russian spy service headquarters.

Plus its not even that much space, encrypting a password well can be done in the storage space of a less-than-print-quality photo.

It also implies that the points have a sexual preference.

We all know you get paid to drink beer. Shut up about it already.

At a Thai restaurant I had these things that were the shape and size of grapes made from rice and/or beans (a smooth texture kind of like tofu but different) that were served warm and topped with chocolate drizzle. Still can't remember the name of it, and the restaurant's online menu doesn't have desserts listed.

Those cable wraps are the bees-knees. Bought one pack of 100 ties 6 months ago, still have some left over after dealing with all the computer, charging, and A/V cables in the entire house.

Those cable wraps are the bees-knees. Bought one pack of 100 ties 6 months ago, still have some left over after…

I think she means that the mattress is not on the floor.

Looks just like one of the few comic book covers I owned in high-school.

That was pretty good, but I personally feel a violin runs a bit too high for the anthem. A viola would be right on the nose for normal human singing range.

You never thought you needed to know the temperature of the cat's belly, after buying you will never understand how you lived without that information previously.

They are hard to remember because they aren't consistent and are generally confusing. Phone apps to the rescue.

That's why I used to build my own PCs, but then laptops came down in price so much it was just not worth it.

My wife had to basically molest me in the movie theater (it had disappearing arm rests, the greatest invention in American cinema) on our second date in order for me to figure out she wanted to have sex with me.

At least they read your profile. As a guy, I've never understood other guys trying to sleep with women without even meeting them face-to-face first.

All made of Merino wool. Merino.

I don't even want to think about what Kirk has...

And charities that give homeless people coats instead of helping them get a place to live.

The cardboard ones are very affordable when compared to re-upholstering a couch.