Those cable wraps are the bees-knees. Bought one pack of 100 ties 6 months ago, still have some left over after dealing with all the computer, charging, and A/V cables in the entire house.

Those cable wraps are the bees-knees. Bought one pack of 100 ties 6 months ago, still have some left over after…

I think she means that the mattress is not on the floor.

Looks just like one of the few comic book covers I owned in high-school.

That was pretty good, but I personally feel a violin runs a bit too high for the anthem. A viola would be right on the nose for normal human singing range.

You never thought you needed to know the temperature of the cat's belly, after buying you will never understand how you lived without that information previously.

They are hard to remember because they aren't consistent and are generally confusing. Phone apps to the rescue.

That's why I used to build my own PCs, but then laptops came down in price so much it was just not worth it.

My wife had to basically molest me in the movie theater (it had disappearing arm rests, the greatest invention in American cinema) on our second date in order for me to figure out she wanted to have sex with me.

At least they read your profile. As a guy, I've never understood other guys trying to sleep with women without even meeting them face-to-face first.

All made of Merino wool. Merino.

I don't even want to think about what Kirk has...

And charities that give homeless people coats instead of helping them get a place to live.

The cardboard ones are very affordable when compared to re-upholstering a couch.

Jonathan Stewart sounds like way more fun than Matt Stafford.

The shopping site/app Touch of Modern takes Apple Pay.

Or work closer to where you live. Based on where I work now, I would rather get a new job closer to my home than live near where I work.

If they count a pitching change as a "mound visit", then it would be reduced.

The NFL has a rookie seminar about managing money, sounds like every sport needs it.

This applies to any form of online dating.

Since I'm in IT, half of the people on any given meeting are contractors in India. So there is always a call-in number. I call-in, then utilize my new found block of free time by not doing work (i.e. reading this article).