It would be really awesome if they were copying scripts from "Legend of the Seeker".

Those cable wraps are the bees-knees. Bought one pack of 100 ties 6 months ago, still have some left over after dealing with all the computer, charging, and A/V cables in the entire house.

Those cable wraps are the bees-knees. Bought one pack of 100 ties 6 months ago, still have some left over after…

I think she means that the mattress is not on the floor.

Looks just like one of the few comic book covers I owned in high-school.

That was pretty good, but I personally feel a violin runs a bit too high for the anthem. A viola would be right on the nose for normal human singing range.

That made me want to cry.

A password check should be executing a dictionary attack against that password for 30 seconds or something, not using those ancient standards.

You never thought you needed to know the temperature of the cat's belly, after buying you will never understand how you lived without that information previously.

This. While it may be possible to build space-worthy materials out of non-metals (i.e. carbon) using nano-technology, I find it hard to believe that a civilization can reach nano-technology without developing metal technology first.

They are hard to remember because they aren't consistent and are generally confusing. Phone apps to the rescue.

At least newer ones can send what they scan via email now.

Are hipsters through with typewriters now or is that still a thing?

I got one of those in the first set I've bought in 20 years, it blew my mind.

During.

That's why I used to build my own PCs, but then laptops came down in price so much it was just not worth it.

My wife had to basically molest me in the movie theater (it had disappearing arm rests, the greatest invention in American cinema) on our second date in order for me to figure out she wanted to have sex with me.

At least they read your profile. As a guy, I've never understood other guys trying to sleep with women without even meeting them face-to-face first.

All made of Merino wool. Merino.

Still asthma-inducingly hilarious to a 7-year-old.

I had a speech synthesizer for mine: