Maybe he can sign onto a team that actually has a chance this year.

Is it wrong that I now want to buy Vagisil?

It might be fine on a team that wins, otherwise everyone just looks like shit.

The Browns? Really? Brown doesn't belong on any sports uniform. At all. Ever.

Its well worth the $10. I'm not a fan of fighting games, but the satire and the kitsch of it make it worth playing for a short duration.

I thank whatever force that created this universe every time my soon-to-be wife cooks for me. A) because I'm lazy, and B) because she is really fucking good at it.

I agree. NFL is the only sport where I would actually care about watching out of market teams.

If you threaten to cancel your subscription cable and satellite providers will sometimes give you something for free to get you to stay. My mother-in-law threatens to switch from Comcast to Verizon or vice-versa every year and picks the company that negotiates a deal in her benefit.

I'm very interested to see how this will play out. The only other sport I would watch is hockey, but the NHL streaming package is not worth the money for watching games a day late if at all (I live in my hockey team's market, for out of market teams I feel its worth it).

Heinz Field, there are ton of bars within walking distance including a Tilted Kilt and a local brew pub.

I appreciate the correction, for a second there I thought a professional American sport had managed to top the Portland Trailblazers in the 1984 NBA draft.

How did Rex Grossman not make the list of worst Bears? I will still attempt to murder him if I ever see him in person because of the -9 points on 5 turnovers and no touchdowns he earned me in fantasy football on that one Monday night game several years ago. I was leading by 5 points and my opponent had no players…

A bar near me serves perfect fried pickles, they use beer batter.

Black olives taste like Rhino anuses. UNPITTED kalamata olives taste like the fruit of the mother fucking gods. Do you self a favor and try three (3) of these the next time you are at the grocery store. Yes, they have pits - fucking deal with it. Eating pitted kalamata olives is like having sex with a condom on.

If Paterno had murdered Sandusky, he would have been hailed a hero. However, he did almost the exact opposite of that short of joining in.

Hey now, we have one of the best ball parks to watch your team lose in the league.

Straub - the no-hangover cheap beer

Nancy Grace is game regardless of any punch target gender requirements.

They also design things with a European mindset, such as tiny apartments. The house I bought is small horizontally, but has cathedral ceilings on the first floor. Their wall mounted and vertically extendable cabinets were perfect for it, as well as affordable.

The old puritan costume was creepier.