That Cincinnati goalkeeper played one of the best games I’ve ever seen a goalie play. He was absolutely out of his mind all game long. It was incredible. Some MLS team needs to snatch him up pronto.

We’re on the same side of a rant! Huzzah!

Hahahaha. No.

I can’t even begin to fathom what the fart profile of that combination is.

This is a hot taek.

Key and Peele beg to differ

maybe she can’t act?

My favorite weed joke is Jeff Session’s opinion on weed.

None of these actually counted because Danubio rage quit in the 81' minute.

As a Raider fan and Oakland native, every time I want to feel bad about the Raiders for leaving I remember taxpayers had to pay $350 million for Mount Davis and won’t even be able to pay it off until 2025.

Screw this team.

This would be like if after seeing his parents gunned down in an alley, Bruce Wayne grew up to become a prominent NRA advocate.

I always assumed Steve Bannon‘s origin story involved a bottle of Dewars and a tube of hemorrhoid cream exposed to Gamma radiation.

Maybe he can apply for a H1-B visa and coach soccer at Baylor.

Good. Seriously fuck this guy and everybody like him. They actually slow traffic down because everybody needs to brake to let them in.

Meanwhile let’s get that wall built, worry about immigrants and don’t do a fucking thing about gun control.

You clicked on an article called Jake Peavy Had a Truly Terrible Year, and you’re mad that the contents of the article describe how Jake Peavy had a truly terrible year.

Oh great. Now you’re hounding me about that shit, too.

I like Katie, but suspect I would not like her as much if it was five times as often.

After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.