Fucking right, good on them.

There are also no gays in the NFL, Iran, or my internet history. Please don't double check any of those.

Could Sam Bowie lead the Bulls to Six NBA Championships?

When Vin Scully passes away one day, there will be a living history of baseball, sports and America as a whole attending the funeral which will transcend religious and cultural boundaries. The man is important.

It's like "Sloth" from Goonies fucked Mr. Peanut.

Guys getting payed millions of dollars to play a fucking game don't have it that tough. Don't do drugs. Don't get busted. Simple.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with shoes is J.R. Smith.

Look, I love Greg Maddux, but does the unanimous thing REALLY matter?

Phil Robertson who has not been fired and still has a job in spite of saying something exponentially more hateful and crazy than anything that has ever come out of Kluwe's mouth? That Phil Robertson? The guy who took a brief break from ranting and raving about how gays are going to hell (and suggesting that grown men…

Isn't that already called Fox & Friends?

Why does that matter if the cause is just?

Excellent fucking article. Great job.

Greggggggggggg now believes the Football Gods are smiling because Deadspin has atoned for their sins. But, once the Gods saw Chris Kluwe's name, they immediately chortled.

It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.

Powerful enough to negotiate a merger from beyond the grave? YOU BET!

Suspension of disbelief ruined? COMPLETELY.

Pictured: Tom, dick, hairy.

The system is beyond reform. End the farce. End it. If people want NCAA football that bad, let them spin it off to be what it already is, a professional minor league. They'll either find a way to pay their athletes a fair market rate or they'll no longer exist. But stop subsidizing a system that absolutely no one…

No, he did not make me happy; in fact he and his era ruined baseball for me, personally. The statistics curve was forever thrown off with all these banjo hitters knocking 30 and timeless records illegally being broken. Now that steroids are being monitored and pitchers are getting the high strike, baseball seems…

No. Cheater. Done.