About 2/3 of Americans don't watch the Super Bowl. Many of them are neither women nor communists.

I'll second that. Amongst MLS fans, TFC's crest is frequently replaced with the graphic at left.

Dear Screamer,

Front offices certainly care more for money than inculcating a knowledgable and devoted fan base, but still, I think this is a little harsh. Nonetheless, I'm writing this in the frozen wastes of Wash Park mostly to say -Go Rapids! We'll be terrible this year. But you support your local club, dammit.

I think Bradley somewhat proves Mr. Howard's thesis on Altidore; after failing at AS Roma, Bradley came back and did not-so-great at TFC, because MLS is a decent league. This was after Bradley looked so-so at best at WC 2014.

Watch any NFL pregame show, and you'll see one dude make his little spiel, and then it's the next guy's turn, and then it's the next guy's turn, and then we go back to JB giving you the Dr. Hibbert chuckle and telling you what's up next. It's fucking wallpaper.

Deadspin: simultaneously condemning football and promoting it since 2003.

Chutzpah to use the word chutzpah on a dude named Mohammed.

Props to deadspin for goofing on a dude named Mohammed on a day like today.

Notable that right after the miss, watch Shabazz go to the baseline and raise his hands like "I'm open." Mmm, no dude, no.

GTA V is too misogynist and the story is weak- these are fair criticisms. It's too violent and shallow and cynical- well, that's kind of the GTA brand.

I think for the middlin' to poor clubs, he's an upgrade or at least as good as they've got. For the best teams, he's a down grade. Seattle (Pineda, Alonso), the Revs (Jones, Nguyen), RSL (Beckerman, Plata), Dallas (Ulloa, Castillo), and LA (Sarvas, Husidic, Juninho) are better in central midfield.

"You named your kid Atlas?"

My one question- aren't Jeopardy and Wheel on 5 nights a week? Wasn't this, like, unavoidable, short of not having mid-week football?

"Thanks for not calling that hold. I really needed to beat the spread."

Maybe cops have it mixed it. They thought the takeaway message of Fergeson and Staten Island was 'We need to beat up white dudes more often.'

Nguyen, as excellent as he normally is, did nothing. Hopefully, that means Southhampton won't pursue him, and MLS fans can enjoy another year with him.

Vince Young on the list of all-time busts? We're only like three years out, and he's so universally forgotten he isn't even mentioned with other busts.

How is this allowed to happen? How can the NBA just ignore the incredibly corrosive and illogical act of having awful teams tank for draft picks? Is there any chance this gets fixed for next season or in the next CBA, or is this just what we can expect- that a major professional sport would incentivize losing,…

That wasn't quite a "tepid" reaction. That was more of a "we're an all white audience and this is so spot-on it's making us really uncomfortable" response.