Mikeropod
Mikeropod
Mikeropod

Ages ago The Simpsons spoofed those NFL videos - all you could hear was the narrator, in that classic NFL Films voice, full of gravitas and relish, slowly saying “...the compound fracture...”

Not the worst thing Craig James has gotten away with 

I think it’s because no one wants to see Andrew McCarthy in black lingerie.

Reminds me of the time the Eagles swilled pickle juice before going out and trouncing the Cowboys in Texas Stadium when the temperature on the field was like 140°F. Same principle: vinegar = electrolytes

The movie is pretty tame - it was one of my go-to sleepover movies when I was in elementary school. The only vaguely “sexy” part I remember is when Kim Cattrall flashes Andrew McCarthy wearing black lingerie.

My mom said this movie was inappropriate and wouldn’t let me watch it. I haven’t seen it to this day. I wonder what part was inappropriate to her!!!

The play here was the big hit. He needed to jar the ball loose. He didn’t leave his feet and was aiming for shoulder-first contact. He just missed.

That’s Andrew Sendejo for you. He’d rather make the big hit than make the play. I love the Eagles, but I wish they’d cut this chud.

I was sifting through Amazon Prime last night and decided to put the game on right before this happened. I literally thought he might be dead.

Seriously. Have you ever seen Sendejo play before? SOP for Andrew. When even Coach Zimmer says “Yeah, this guy hits too crazy, let’s move on” you know his approach must be a liability.

If Sendejo had come in to wrap up and tackle instead of turning himself into a human missile, this wouldn’t have happened.

“...right after a word from our sponsors.”

If a helmet-to-helmet tackle after the whistle won’t get you ejected for endangering player safety, nothing will.

What the hell is Barnett even doing? Why is he diving head long at a guy stood up to knock him up field. The play is dumb and compounded by this egregious head shot.

For people who say this stuff is “unavoidable” in football, show them this play. His forward progress is stopped, he’s going nowhere, and Barnett just flies in and smacks him from behind

I laughed and then felt bad.  You heartless (and funny) bastard.  

There are worse things to be on the news for than “DIPPED CHICKEN FINGER IN COKE.”

Who the fuck is using ketchup as a dipping sauce for chicken fingers???

I can’t say anything because I made Coke/Cola Chicken last night. Cola (I used Dr. Pepper), ketchup, Worcestershire Sauce, onion and garlic power. Mix, heat in a pan, add cooked chicken, simmer for half an hour. Boom. Delicious. It makes a rich barbecue sauce with some great flavor.

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.