You laugh but in a little while Las Vegas will learn how having a mediocre NFL team transforms a city into a thriving, cultured metropolis that is the envy of everywhere else. Just look at Jacksonville, Cincinnati or Glendale!

Since he got here, Ryan Pace seems to be allergic to draft picks and wants to end up with as few of them as possible.

Was just talking to my wife about how this was gonna be the year we finally turned our backs on football, and then Bam, all of a sudden the Bears look like they might be a fun team to watch this year. My convictions about how bad football is aren’t deep enough to overcome my excitement for a good Bears season, as it…

They’re sails. The propulsion comes from the direct action of the wind on the sails, without a transfer of energy to another system.

Meanwhile, in the USA:

Actually I made the mistake of watching that show this morning and now I know why I didn’t in the first place: Greenberg attempted to avoid spotlighting Meyer’s behavior throughout, coming up with scenarios to possibly excuse the man’s behavior. It was deplorable. 

Looks like Ohio State will be finishing the season undefeated since we can clearly see that they are experts at covering up beatings.

Well, I have a message for everyone involved in this. I’m sorry we’re in this situation. And, um ... I’m just sorry we’re in this situation.

I starred that for the best use of MAGA I’ve seen.

“Coach Meyer is known to have a physical condition that in combination with medication taken to treat that condition, causes him to impulsively say anything he can think of to Make Allegations Go Away."

I believe her. 

The only way for JR to make it up is to somehow injure two of the warriors for the series on one play to open game 2 and be suspended for the rest of the series himself.

I doubt the official overturned it because his feet were moving, but rather because he was moving sideways.

I laughed so hard when they showed the replay from this angle.

I was with you until vuvuzelas.

My proposed kickoff changes:

Can I, though? Because I’d really rather do that.

I agree, but mostly because I expect more from Elizabeth Mitchell. As a sensitive person shaken by the deaths of 2 million people, I can see how it might take her a second to process Errinwright’s meaning.

I like this ending the best.