The wife is a bills fan and did not make her normal 1100-1 super bowl bet recently in Vegas. By the time we go back in December they may be 12-0 and she will only get 80-1. 

I’m not trying to be an ass, but I hate this take. The world doesn’t have to work like that. They could use common sense...throw the flag, then get together and decide to pick it up. Then if their supervisor wants to review after the game, the supervisor could choose to not punish them, because in this circumstance…

An Ode to Joe:

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

NFL: here is a bajillion dollars. All you have to do is not be a despicable moron for few years, we good?

The CiViL CoNfLiCt was a goddamn national treasure, dammit. You will respect it.

Hey man, when we can’t dunk on Cricket stans, the imperialists have won.

I know what you said are technically names and words, but just a heads up, none of it makes sense. 

Man Injures Throwing Hand Throwing Hands.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Alasska Scold Rush 

Something something something...

I'm surprised some annoying dude off camera wasn't talking the whole time.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

The older I get the more disdain I have for lines of any sort.  Especially for food.  I have a hard time believing there’s any food worth waiting in a three hour line for.

They tried this with Darren Rovell, but they couldn’t create a baseline for the pulse readings.

“Depends. Is she pregnant?”

Shitty pop over shitty hip hop. Who cares? The only thing that made it notable was the first overt signs of West’s mental issues.

Chicago pizza is just lasagna