Honest question: did he fuck her?

Let’s name some guys! Kidding. Same Sad Echo. OK I’ll stop.

Kent State

In fairness, Cincinnati’s defense consisted of practice squad players from the Dolphins.

FAME!!!!! I’m gonna live forever...

Social Democrat is perhaps the closest analogue.

Is Los Angeles really so deaf to the concept of irony that they play “I Love LA” when a home run is hit?

We all lose when Beth Mowins is at the mike.

Parachute

MACcident

I’m really working. How horrible should I feel about my life?

Uwe von Schamann

Now if a gay Latino did this to his father, I’d be fine with it.

“That’s not how you kick a football.”

Man, John Slattery is gonna HATE being in this movie.

I like the cold take of saying, “may have”.

I’m a Nats fan, but this one has the look of a champion, no? As Frank Chance once said, “Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?”

Zodiac Motherfucker: THE MENTALIST TUESDAY AT 9 ON CBS

Was I the only one looking for Cleatus there at the end?

By the 12th game they’ll be so close to elimination that no one will kare.