Both of mine from my current job were married. Does that impact your analysis?

If you’re on the winning team, don’t you basically have to quit basketball now? I mean, come on, man. Try something else.

Those were some sweet blocks in the back at the beginning of the return. Those same violations costs us a Grey Cup in 2014. #SpeedyB

The Tris Speaker triple play!

At least in Blackpool, they’d make a good vaudeville routine out of it.

Such events are worth commemorating.

I hope the woman who made the mean bankruptcy joke gets put into the grays, just as I was after several years for making a similar remark. #leitchera

“Get out your feelings & get in your body bag!”

Right in the middle, it looks like Charlie Brown. And rightfully so.

“He tried to get by someone on the right hand side,” the officer added. “Apparently, he still doesn’t know how to pass.”

Stadium’s Dad: I just needed a quick moment to sneak in the back door. No big deal.

“Valhalla? Well, let’s just say Blue Heaven for now.”

Looks like she’s touching the hem of his garment, there.

Would “partisan” be a better word for Schefter to use than “political”? Because from a poltical standpoint, you’re completely correct, Barry...but I wonder if Schefter’s understanding of that word was more along the lines of, “I better not reveal whether I lean left or right”.

Snopespin

I dig the right fielder addressing a fan on the last one. “WHAT, SHIT AIN’T GOIN’ BAD ENOUGH OUT HERE AS IT IS?!? YOU GOTTA FUCK WITH ME ON TOP OF IT, TOO?”

The truly sickest burns are those delivered under genuine pressure. Admirable.

At least Toronto hit somebody tonight. #oskeeweewee

Why isn’t it just in green for “can fuck” and red for “can’t fuck”?

I don’t get it but maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him.